~•● Kid's POV●•~

Before i knew it i was back in hell, drained of all energy. I was in the royal land. Where it's more beautiful than heaven and the royal palace stands tall. Noble Citizens of hell and the royal army big shots along with us generals have the chance to live here.

Law walked up some steps before i gripped onto his ankle as i was spread out on the ground.
" WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER?"
I yelled out, gripping onto him, digging my sharp claws into his ankle.
"I will not trouble myself just to save your little pet."
He kicked me in the face.

Bastard. If only I was stronger....
"Now get up and resume your duties. Lucifer wants to see you. And this time, stop staring at her ass."
He hissed and left. It's okey if he's a possessive little fuck over his wife but when I worry for someone I shouldn't? Little fuck. Piece of shit. Man whore. Jerk. Douchebag.

Can never cuss him out enough.
I quickly recovered as hell makes us regenerate quite fast. Getting up i stumbled my way to the throne room.
Law was sitting on the throne with the fluffiest white cat in his lap as he gently pet and stroke her. The cat purring in satisfaction.

"So, kid. How was your trip?"
The cat spoke. Yes, the cat was indeed Lucifer. She turned into her normal self, getting comfortable in Laws lap.
"It was nice until they showed up."
I huffed. She laughed.
"I received the cat plushie. How thoughtful of you "
She played with locks of her long silver white hair. Her poisonous green eyes burning my soul away.
Wait, do i even have a soul?

"Your highness.... i have to go back..."
I looked at her, swallowing my saliva nervously.
"The purifying portal did a number on you. Your little pet is probably dead."
Trafalgar purred as he bit into lucifers neck, feasting off her blood. Shameless bastard.

"I understand, Kid. Why don't you go see Raven? She can help you stay on earth without setting off heavens alarms"
Lucifer hummed as she tilted her head to the side n reached her hand back, petting laws head and playing with his hair. What a buncha weirdos.
"Raven? Like I'd ask that chibi for anything."
I huffed.

Suddenly i felt like i was suffocating. Lucifers eyes glowing as she put pressure on me with her energy.
"Refer to her in a respectful manner"
I could only nod and leave as fast as i could.

Who's Raven? Shes this chibi goddess thats Lucifer's bestfriend. She's married to an asshole named Zoro. Me and the chibi aren't on good terms. I like teasing her. Zoro doesn't appreciate me teasing his wife. He's a protective little fuck.

I arrived at her island. She lives on a peaceful island away from all the chaos.
"Yo chibi i need your help "
I kicked open the door. Regret taking over me instantly as i saw the naked figures fucking eachother hard.
"Oops."
I noped away. But it was too late.

"The fuck do you think you doing, tomato head?"
Zoro was raging. He had me pinned up against the wall and now they were both dressed. Pros of being a goddess and a devil: making clothes appear on you.

"I just need the chibis help. Put up a warning sign up next."
I gripped his collar and i knew this was going to end in a fight.
"Guys calm down"
The chibi spoke.
"But... fine."
Zoro let go of me with an angry push and cuddled up his wife.

"What do you want, Kid?"
Raven- i mean chibi - asked with a smile. She was too kind to my liking but oh well better for me.
"Lucifer sent me here. Make me invisible to angels and send me back to earth."
I declared.

"I can turn you invisible to them but.... if you take the bracelet off or use your powers too much they will sense you."
She spoke as she created a bracelet out of thin air.

I quickly grabbed it and left and i heard the marimo yelling behind me. Think he was complaining i didn't thank the chibi. But the last thing i heard was moaning again.

Ugh, how long has it been since i had a good fight?
Probably twenty four years and one hundred and thirteen days and around 7 hours.
Yeah. Probably. Not that i counted or anything.

Right so i stretched my fiery wings and flew towards the gates of hell. The guards tried stopping me for their bullshit chitchat and the whole put in a good word for me i need a raise shit but i swooshed past them. Swoosh swoosh mothefuckers.

Obviously i landed on earth, rising from red flames from her houses fireplace.
And what i saw next was something i would never ever forget..... i just stood there confused and eyes widened in horror..... oh...no...

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'S been a while huh.

Im sorry this took so long. Life is a dick.
Thanks for all the reads and comments and votes.

Smiles,
Donquixote_joker 🃏