Tumblr prompt (kinda): "Well, I thought I lived in a quiet town where nothing ever happens. I'm not sure that description still fits anymore; not after some poor guy just became the third dead body to turn up sitting in an abandoned car in a grocery store's parking lot..."

Note: This was originally going to be a full-on H2OVanoss story, but I only ever got to the first chapter. If you want me to continue it, I'll be sure to try, but for now, this will be the only thing for it. Enjoy!

Pairing: H2OVanoss

April 10, 2016 (This was the name of the chapter)

"Hey. This... This is a uh, voice recording and uh, heh, oh jeez, how do I start this? Oh! I know. Let me start again. Is there a...? Crap, there isn't. Oh well, I'll just go from here.

Ahem, hello future me. Probably. If it's not my future self, let me introduce myself. My name's Evan Fong. I'm 23 years old and I live in Canada. I'm of Asian descent, which probably isn't important, but who knows.

Anyways, I live in a small, quiet town on the border of Quebec. Well, I thought I lived in a quiet town where nothing ever happens. I'm not sure that description still fits anymore; not after some poor guy just became the third dead body to turn up sitting in an abandoned car in a grocery store's parking lot...

Now, you're probably confused, if you aren't me, so let me explain. On New Year's Eve, there was a body found in their car- well, it wasn't their car, actually. But anyways, everyone just suspected that this guy was just drunk off his ass and just had too much to drink. Not saying we didn't care, we did. We had a town funeral for him and everything. It- it was pretty sad.

Now, a couple of months ago, in, let's say, Febuary? I think? I'm not really sure, it's all a blur. But anyways, um, we found another person dead in their parking lot. Also in a car that wasn't theirs, and the person was an old woman.

She was the crazy cat lady down my street, and uh, she-she was really nice. It's sad that she had to go. But the doctors said that she probably died of a heart-attack or something. I wouldn't be surprised; that woman was going on ninety next year.

The car part was still confusing, and where she was found was also confusing, but they just figured that she went to the store to buy more cat food. So they just shrugged it off.

Until now, that is.

It happened again, but this time, there seems to be no cause of death. This person was young, healthy, and didn't have anything wrong with them. So it's weird how they just died out of nowhere, right?

That's the reason why I'm starting this voice recording thing. So that if it gets out of hand, and someone finds these, they can know what happened. It's also to let my future self to know how much of a possible idiot I am if I turns out to be nothing. Or how brave I am.

Not really sure how it's going to end up. But oh well. And uh, that's about it. Nothing else has happened today, so I'm grateful for that. Imma just turn it off now since it's late and everything, so uh, yeah. Peace."