(At Liv and Maddie's house)
Detention Teacher: *Holds up Parker by his collar* Your little monster of a son and his band of misfits tied me to a chair and hung me from the ceiling.
Parker's mom: *Stares at Parker with a shocked expression on her face
Parker: Sorry, mommy, I goofed up.
Detention Teacher: *Puts Parker down*
If I didn't carry a multi- tool in my garters, I never would have gotten out of there.

(One of my favorite scenes)

ALSO from 'Liv And Maddie'