It's the *murdering your teacher at age 11* for me.

It's the *making out with a girl in front of a picture of her dead boyfriend* for me.

It's the *dead parents* for me.

It's the *dead godfather who you threatened to kill when you first met him* for me.

It's the *wearing glasses while you're in a world where you could fix your eyesight with a wave of your magic wand* for me.

It's the *only having two friends* for me.

It's the *not being able to save people you care about* for me.

It's the *having your mother's eyes in the books, but not in the movies* for me.

It's the *being a horcrux for 17 years and not realizing it* for me.

It's the *having to ask the sorting hat to put you into Gryffindor* for me.

It's the *not recognizing your own teacher of 6 year's handwriting* for me.

It's the *not using the gift Sirius gave you sPECIFICALLY for communicating with him when you thought he was in danger* for me.

It's the *using fricken exPELLIARMUS on EVERYONE you ever duel* for me. (It worked, though.)

It's the *refusing to dance with Parvati at the Yule ball* for me. (I would've been so happy to go with you Harry, but I would've cursed you if you were that much of a b*tch to me.)

It's the *using a spell you've never heard of on Draco, only to realize that you just accidentally hit him with a mURDER spell* for me.

It's the *BUYING EVERYTHING ON THE TROLLEY IN YOUR FIRST YEAR LMAO* for me.

It's the *NOT NAMING ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN AFTER LUPIN ALKFJOWEIJF* for me.

It's the *snapping the elder wand before fixing your own wand like you did in the books* for me.

K, so I might add some more later if I think of some more. Harry is my favorite hp character, but I had way too much fun roasting him lol.