[UNKNOWN]

Is this Parker?

[PARKER]

Um, yes?

You don't sound so sure...

Is this really Parker?

Yes. Now who is this texting me at this ungodly hour?

It's only 3 a.m.

Point exactly. I have a chem test tomorrow so I need to sleep.

Oh! That's why I texted you.

...

Can I cheat off of you?

I have an F in the class.

You're coming to the wrong person.

2nd-period chemistry, sits in the back and has Sara Manson as a lab partner?

How do you know?

Then I know you're smart.

I see your tests and you are always getting an A or at least a B.

... Should I be worried about how you know this?

Just think of me as an admirer.

You are creepier than Yuno Gasai.

Who?

Never mind that, but can you not text me.

I have no clue who you are, for all I know you could be my creepy chemistry teacher.

So I can't cheat off of you?

No.

What if I told you I would give you the box set of the last season of Sailor Moon.

...

Every time I cough it means A, scratching my nose means B, dropping my pencil means C, and when I scratch my head it means D.

You're a lifesaver!

I'll have the box set under your desk on Wednesday.

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