Sam and Velma cautiously walked through the old haunted house.

"Eeeek!" Sam stopped in his tracks.

"What?! What is it?" Velma asked.

"A spidey..." Sam said, terrified.

"A what?" She asked irritated.

"A fucking spider!"

Velma looked up at the tiny thing dangling from the ceiling, "don't worry Sam...I'll save you!"

She jumped at the thing, it dodged out of the way. The spider then jumped on Velma's head so she began flipping her hair violently. Sam just watched in absolute aw.

What a woman... he thought before getting kicked in the back of his shincaps.