A/N So this guy came up to me today and asked me what he did to make my friend hate him so much, this is what I told him:

Guy: Do you know why *name* hates me?
Me: Well, you talk a lot, you yell and shout a lot, you interrupt her most of the time. Really, it's the fact that you exist.

I know, I know that's mean, but really it's the truth...