4 P.M, the Occult Research Club. Issei is sitting in front of the other member of the club.

Issei : Soooo, can i met him ?

(Ignore Issei, Xenovia and Asia.)

Rias : Obviously no. He is busy you know that ?

Issei : Heh, nail it. So, there is another reason you call me here right ?

Rias : Well, i want to introduce you to my peerage. First of is-

Before Rias could say anything, Issei interupt her.

Issei : Akeno Himejima, a human and fallen angel hybrid and a reincarnated devil. She is the queen. Gasper Vladi, a former Dhampir. He is the Bishop. Next is you Yuuto Kiba, a normal human who got turn into a reincarnated devil. You are the Knight. You little pussycat brat is Koneko Toujou, a Nekotama and your piece is the Rook. And of course finally is you Rias Gremory, the only pure-blood Devil who is also the King of this Peerage.

This leave everyone speechless as they didn't know an outsider like Issei know this much about them.

Rias : Ah-ah yeah, that is... All correct. Also how do you know Gasper is a male ?

Issei look at them with a slight confuse look and say.

Issei : Uh... It's that obvious.

Rias and the other look at each other with a look "How is that obvious" eyes.

Kiba : I guess he is just build different.

Issei : Maybe.

As they look back at Issei, they saw that he is smoking a cigarette.

(Yes Issei is addicted to cigarette in this AU and if he doesn't smoke for 24 hour he will be very grumpy.)

Koneko : ... Where did you get that ?

Issei : ... Magic i guess. So, let get straight to the main point. What do you people want ?

Rias : Well, about that. We want you to join my peerage.

Issei : I see. I decline.

Rias : ... "Of course." May i know why ?

Issei : Do you want me to spit out harsh truth or a stupid reason i just think of in my head ?

Rias : ... "Harsh truth may sound bad but i want to hear it." Harsh truth please.

Issei : Ok... You guys are weak and naive. You guy literally can be consider the weakest peerage as all of you make a very unbalance team. First of all Kiba you are a fucking man with a sword not a swordman you can't swing it properly. Second is Koneko you act like a cat a literally fucking cat so you are easy to read. Third is Gasper, you should use your fucking timestop ability by now because you are the most motherfucking useful tool in the team. Fourth is Akeno, you are fine but you should learn that you are also easy to reach consider how much of a weakling the close range fighter in your team are. Last is Rias, you are the center of the team so learn to use tatic and find a FUCKING SENSEI FOR THESE FAILURES !!!!!!!! 

Issei then point at Kiba, Koneko and Gasper. Everyone turn depressed as Issei words are like knife stab into their heart.

Issei : That is not all but i consider it those are enough.

Rias : Y-you could atleast leave a compliment about something.

Issei : You guy have something to worth complimenting ?

Rias : KACKKKKKK !!!

Issei : That is what i thought. 

Suddenly, a fucking fry chicken enter the room. He is Riser Phenex.

Riser : Oh Rias my wife. Are you ready for our wedding ?

Rias : I already told you Riser i am not marrying you.

Issei : Who is that ?

Rias : Ugh, he is Riser Phenex... My arranged fiancee.

Riser : Uhm, you know your place so well my wife.

Rias : Shut the hell up.

??? : You shouldn't act like that to your future husband lady Rias.

Another silver hair devil walk out of the portal that Riser walk out.

Rias : Not you too Grayfia.

Grayfia : It's what your family has arranged Rias. You can't do anything else.

Rias : ... 

Riser : It's no used Rias. I Riser promise to treat you poperly.

Rias : ... No, i Rias Gremory challenge you to a Rating Game Riser.

Riser : Hoh ?

Grayfia : Lady Rias.

Riser : Alright i accept. If you win, we can cancel this marriagement... But if you lose, then you and Akeno will become my wife.

Rias : I accep-.

But before RIas could finish, Issei interupt her and stand in front of them.

Issei : Wait up.

Riser : Oh ? And who may you be weakling ?

Issei : Watch your mouth brat. And we want to add an extra thing to our winning condition.

Rias : "Our ? Wait, don't tell me."

Riser : What it's ?

Issei : I want you to give me the Mumeiken.

As soon as Issei said this, everyone in the room got shocked except for Riser and Grayfia.

Riser : Hmph, you mean this thing ?

Riser then take out a Seiken. The unmarked sword of nothingness, the Mumeiken Kyomu.

Riser : Hmph, of course i will give you this. That is if you win again me in the Rating Game weakling.

Issei : Of course. We will win for sure.

Grayfia : "I'm not surprised that the Phenex family have a Seiken... But i am more concern about this boy standing in front of me."

Grayfia look at Issei.

(What Grayfia saw when looking at Issei.)

Grayfia : "What are you ?"

Riser : Then it's settle. Goodbye then Rias. I can't wait for you to be my wife.

Grayfia : Then i will go and prepare for this Rating Game. Goodbye lady Rias.

After that, they both disappear leaving only the ORC left alone.

Rias : Issei, you saying you are joining us ?

Issei : Yeah, i will do anything to get that Seiken. So be grateful that i join you all.

Rias : But you are a human. I understand that you are also a Seiken holder but...

Issei : ... Who say i am only a human ?

Rias : Huh ?

Issei : Check it yourself.

Rias : Uhm... Ok.

Rias then go and touch Issei... As soon as she did that she fall back down onto the ground and scream out in fear.

Rias : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

Akeno : RIAS ?! WHAT DID YOU DO ?!!

Issei : I didn't do anything.

Kiba : YOU BASTARD !!!

Rias : STOP !!!! DON'T ATTACK HIM !!!!!!

Rias stand up andstop everyone else.

Rias : You all can't win against him.

Akeno : What do you mean Rias ?

Rias : ... What are you Issei Hyoudou ?

Issei : ... Heh.

(What Rias saw.)

Issei : Simple... I am a human... And an... Elder God.

That is it for today chapter. Thanks you guy for reading.