I was at a bar mitzvah yesterday and my hair caught fire.
I'm not kidding. I was talking to some friends and I guess I was leaning over a candle because the next thing I knew I heard sizzling and saw orange and red.
Luckily I got it out in time, so I wasn't hurt, just traumatized.
The party was fun though. They had cotton candy and fried Oreos.

Today I went paintballing with a few friends. We all had a fun time shooting people.