Here's what happened at school today:

English:
*Everyone writes short stories on how a bottle fell into this bay from a field trip that I didn't go on*
Me: *Has wrote so far a three page story*
Me: 'Short story' isn't a phrase in my vocabulary.
Lara: I can see that.
Me: *walks up to teacher, and hands her the paper*
Me: How is it so far?
Teacher: *reads* Finish it.
Me: Gladly.

Social Studies:
Everyone: *Plays Team Kahoot*
My Table: *Team Name is Ramen Noodles*
Me: HAHAHAHA WE SHALL CRUSH EVERYONE WITH OUR RAMEN POWERS
Everyone else: ...
End of the game scores: *Ramen Noodles are in first place*
Me: Knew it :D

Gym:
*Playing girls vs. boys kickball*
Me: *is catcher*
Boy1: *bunts it*
Girl1: Out! Out! You bunted it!
Boy1: There's no catcher!
Me: *waves* There is one.
Friend: *laughs slightly*
Boy1: *walks back to the line*

After Gym:
Me: All I had to do was stand there, and a kid got out!
Friend1: *laughing* Yep.
Friend2: *laughs as well*