I found this on Google, and decided to write a chapter of reacting to it. Now, dear Potterheads, get some water, you might loose your voice from all the ranting XD

Boxsets:

I like the HP boxset. And pirates did actually exist a while ago.

DUMB PEOPLE BELIVE IN MAGIC? ARE YOU SERIOUS? SO GLITTER GLUE THAT DRINKS BLOOD ISN'T MAGIC. YEAH, THAT'S LOGICAL.

And honestly, I know that magic is real. Why? Because if you're creative, you're magical...

Jacob vs. Sirius:
The title just says Harry Potter copied Twilight.

Did you even do your RESEARCH?
Sirius Black died in Order of the Pheonix, which was published in 2003. Twilight was published in 2006. That's three years between Sirius' death and the first Twilight book. Get your facts right.

And how is that racist? Black's an actual name. Marco Rubio's last name means blonde in Spanish, but he doesn't have blonde hair!

Logos:

Yeah, so the lightning bolt reference in the P isn't creative. You're insulting the artist this time. I'm not even going to stoop that low.

Titles:
The title in this one is The meaning in the titles.

So, the title is telling us what to believe in? No! I'm a Jew and I'm proud of it! And in legends, aren't holy things deadly to vampires?

You know what? I can't even find a good way to begin this! HARRY IS AN ACTUAL NAME! AND THE FACT THAT YOUR COUSIN SMOKES MARIJUANA DOES NOT PROVE ANYTHING! I CAN'T! SOMEONE TELL ME WHO WROTE THIS!

Authors:

No one is flawless...
And why would anyone want to be like someone else? Everyone is their own person... They should be known for THEIR actions, and not remind people of someone else. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either lying, or should be burning in the pits of hell.

Maybe you didn't know her because you didn't pay attention before? Because the queen is very famous, I'm sure. And you think J.K stands for "Just Kidding"? You're stupider than I thought. The guy who published her book told her not to use her first name; he thought it wouldn't sell as well if people knew the writer was female. So, Joanne Rowling took the name of her grandmother and used it as her middle initial. (She doesn't have a middle name.)

You DARE insult THE QUEEN? SHE IS NOT A LOSER! SHE PUT A TRIBUTE TO HER GRANDMOTHER BY USING HER NAME AS HER MIDDLE INITIAL!

Anyway, that's it.

Sorry any Twihards who are reading this; but everyone can agree that this person was a bit insane on it, right?