We were having a baby shower for one of the teachers in my team at my school, and one or two kids were standing on a desk.
It broke.

I don't know how. I don't want to know how.
But nevertheless, we have a broken desk now.

Also, on Friday, one of the earth science teachers was walking around the hallways playing the bagpipe.
That and I found out I got double honors :D
The two available honors classes are math and science. I study almost all every day so I'm happy.