Glow:

Terry the girl is heading off to a pub. I love pubs, So I volunteered to take out Terry the girl at a pub.

I quickly braid my chocolate brown hair and splash my light brown skin with a bit of water. I fasten on my golden armor and head down to the best pub in town.

Once I get there, I can't not have a few drinks. That would be monstrous if I didn't have any.

Terry the Terrible is quite recognizable. She leaves an impression upon you. Her short thin blond hair always straight and neatly trimmed around her jawline. Her ears are in a point like an elf, she cut them that way. She always wears a green cloak and red strap across her waist. She has a silver sword with a ruby in the handle, there are legends that say she wrestled it from the gods. I believe them.

I am on my third bottle of something. I can't remember what I ordered. I actually can't remember why I am here.

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How many drunk did I have?
Sorry- how many drink have I had?

I don't think I should answer that because I don't know for myself.

Anyways some hot dudes come in. At this point I had completely forgotten our plan for me to kill Terry the girl.

I seriously thought it was all something I made up in my mind. So like any good story, I told it to those hot boys. Boy did they buy that story! They got so into it that they decided they wanted to put me in a little room with bars so I could tell it again. Then they wanted me to get my friends so I could like reenact it or something.

I told them they were in Skadi's barn a little way south from here.

Did they run! Whoo!! Can't wait to see my friends!