OK, some people aren't asking
SO I'M JUST GONNA BE A TOTAL JERK AND TAG EVERYONE I KNOW :D
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I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON :D

Ok, now for someone that actually asked: hotpinkgirl22 asks Bill why he's around Dipper so much.

Bill: Well, I've been planning something special.

Napsta: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEWWEWEEEEEEEEL

Bill: What, Milkshake?

Napsta: Sorry, but some people are excited about BillDip.

Bill and Dipper: BillDip?

Napsta: It's the ship of Bill and

John Cena: *ollies in on wheelchair* JOHN CENA!!!!

Napsta: *snaps fingers*

Sans: Hey old buddy chum friend pal amigo home slice bread slice dawg if you take one more diddly darn step I'll have to diddly darn snap your neck.

John Cena: *rolls up a bit*

Sans: *dunks John Cena*

Napsta: AND HIS NAME IS SANS CENA! *megalovania plays*