Hey guys! This is a chat box my friend Kaden, my girlfriend Kathryn, and myself created. We all wrote our sides, along with a few characters kinda put in. We wrote their POVs along with ours. I'm 'Liz'. There are several references and fandoms in this, and it is ongoing, but enjoy!

Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine, Marvel, DC, Monty Python, Red vs Blue [so far]

Kat JOINED THE CHAT

Liz JOINED THE CHAT

Stephen JOINED THE CHAT

Tony JOINED THE CHAT

Peter JOINED THE CHAT

Kat: hi hello

Liz: Heya

Peter: Hello! Who are you guys? I'm Peter!

Stephen: Careful, Stupid Kid. We don't quite know who they are.

Kat: oh look, peeps!

Liz: I'm Elizabeth or Liz. Kath, your grammar is horrible.

Tony: Tony. And this here is Stephenie.

Stephen: Stark...

Peter: They're basically my dads!

Kat: More peeps!

Liz: Stephen, Tony, and Peter. Got it! Hey, Kath?

Kat: wuzzup

Liz: Is anyone else here?

Tony: Probably not.

Kat: y u ask?

Stephen: You have worse grammar then Tony.

Liz: Just wondering

Kat: there is a weird purple person behind you. Is he a friendly person?

Peter: Thanos.

Tony: Who?

Stephen: Stupid Kid, what -who- are you talking about?

Kat: look behind u

Peter: Kaló!

Kat: Don't say that word again! Unless necessary.

Liz: Peter? Any reason you cursed?

Peter: Stay here! I need to go. I'll be back.

Kat: y should I?

Peter: You feel like living? Stay.

Stephen: Peter-

Kat: not really.

Tony: Same, but Peter. Where-

Peter HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Liz: Well, Kaló.

Kat: if Peter can't say then you can't either.

Tony: Steph, who is Thanos?

Stephen: I'll check.

Liz: ...

Kat: What is Thanos?

Kat: Why is Thanos?

Liz: Welp. There goes the tension.

Stephen: A powerful being who wants to wipe out half the population of the universe.

Liz: And Peter went to face him...

Kat: So that means since there's 5 of us 2 of us die and half a person disappears?

Liz: There may be 4 now...

Kat: ????????????

Tony: We need to help Peter

Liz: Agreed. No questions asked. How good are you all at fighting?

THANOS JOINED THE CHAT

Liz: Kaló!

Thanos: well that is no language for a kiddo.

Liz: I really, really don't care.

Kat: that no way to speak to a kaló

Liz: Not the current issue! Where the heck is Peter?

Kat: Good question.

Thanos: I didn't hurt him, little one. In fact, he hurt me. Which is why I'm missing an arm.

Kat; so you didn't hurt Him you killed him!

PETER HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Kat: yay

Peter: No, I just cut his arm off.

Tony: Remind me never to make you angry, kid.

Kat: btw Thanos joined the chat.

Peter: Yeah. I noticed.

Kat; why you so mean, to cut his arm.

Kat; Thanos, is the arm he cut off your dominant hand?

Tony: How did that even make any sense???

Kat: im kat do that you?

Liz: As her girlfriend, I can assure you: I can't remember a time she did make sense.

Kat: that's so kind!.... I think?

Kaden HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Kaden: Hi is this the Pizza Hut chatbox?

Kaden: Also that Kat person has really bad grammar.

Kaden: I hope she doesn't work there.

Liz: Kades? What the heck are you doing here?

Kaden: Trying to order an XL pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Tony: This ain't a phone. This is a group chat, Chuck 'E' Cheese.

Kaden: This is why you don't trust ex-pizza hut workers eating out of the dumpster...

Peter: Makes sense.

Kaden: So who are you people anyway?

Stephen: My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, however, Stephen is preferred.

Tony: I am Ironman

Kat: excuse me

Kaden: I can see the names...

Kat: I know you can

Peter: What the heck

KADEN CHANGED NAME TO KADES

Kades: How you like these apples...

well, I don't have any apples but...

KAT CHANGED NAME TO KITKAT

KITKAT: hi

Liz: Wow

Peter: I've seen many things in my life, but this? This... takes the cake.

KITKAT: kades!

Kades: Hey who is that Thanos guy

Thanos: did you say something

PETER DISCONNECTED THANOS FROM CHAT

KITKAT: Thanks Pete

Liz: Glad he's gone. Is Stephen still alive?

THANOS WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. LET THANOS JOIN? Y/N

Kades: WHO. IS. THANOS!!!

Liz: Someone tell Thanos to févgo

Peter: I'd be willing to cut off his other arm

Kades: Umm is that Italian???

KITKAT: Skýla

Liz: Kath!

Peter: Greek

Kades: I never took greek in school.

KITKAT: well look in google translate Skýla your still in school

Liz: Píter, poú eínai o Stíven? [Peter, where's Stephen?]

TONY IS REQUESTING CHATBOX ADMIN. ALLOW? Y/N

Peter: Pithanón na min agonízeste me énan daímona í káti tétoio [Probably off fighting a demon or something]

KITKAT: it he fighting off some demons

Stephen: I was indeed. Also, Tony no

Tony: TONY YES

Peter: He's fuming

Liz: Nice

Tony: ...

Stephen: He's making offended noises. It's hilarious.

Peter: He pushed me off the couch for laughing.

Liz: Well, I can laugh all I want, since he doesn't know where I live.

Tony: It wouldn't be difficult to find you...

Stephen: Tony, ne Abbiamo. Fermare.[Tony, we talked about this. Stop.]

Stephen: Those are empty threats and you know it.

Tony: Mai. Non puoi dirmi cosa fare. Chi è il ricco di nuovo? [Never. You can't tell me what to do. Who's the rich one again?]

Kades: Remember when I asked if this was Pizza Hut?

Stephen: ???

Liz: ...nooo????

Kades: Well I did and I need that pizza because... I'm about to be attacked by pizza hungry children!

Peter: ...I've read some pretty weird things in my life, but this?...This takes the cake.

Kades: Still not the weirdest thing i've said...

Peter: Oh gods

Liz: Try knowing him for several years...

Thanos2 HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Thanos2: I had to make a new account to rejoin...

Peter: ...

PETER HAS DISCONNECTED THANOS2 FROM CHAT

Thanos 3 HAS JOINED THE CHAT

Thanos3: I spent 3 weeks making 267346534 accounts...

Peter: ...You do realize we literally have the Time Stone, right?

Thanos3: ...crap

Liz: KATH W- hahaha I stole her phone

Peter: Let me guess... Kat stole Liz's phone

Liz: yep!!!

Liz: lizzy tried to knock the phone out of my hand... tooooo bad!!!!

Tony: Give her her phone back

Liz: I got it back- haha nope!!!

Thanos3: My accounts got deleted by my mom and you never banned me.

Peter: YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE THE LAST OF YOUR SPECIES

Thanos3: Have you met my mom...

Peter: Have you met my mom? Or dad? Actually, most of my family sucks.

Tony: I'm out...

Stephen: I'm tempted to follow your example...

Kades: I went to get some popcorn and I come back to... this...

Liz: -Finally got it back! A wise decision, Ironstrange.

Liz: nice try, lizzy!!!!

Tony: Yep. **** this **** I'm out...

Kades: Hey Peter your text is cutting out.

Peter: Considering what he said, perhaps it was for the best. How's the chase goin', Kathbeth?

Liz: lizzys cute when shes mad

Stephen: Wow... Kaden, why exactly are you still here?

Kades: I'm bored... Also, I saw the world's funniest name- Mrs. Thanny.

Liz: well it's fun to tease lizzy, so thats why im still here

Stephen: Tony's crying in the corner. Give me a second.

Peter: I ship it. Same with Kathbeth over there.

Liz: lizzy keeps tripping on her face

Kades: You know that old cartoon studio Joey Drew Studios?

Tony: We're back. And... yeah. I used to work there with the nickname Henry.

Peter: ...Where did you find out about that?

Stephen: Do you know something about it, Stupid Kid?

Kades: I found some old newspapers talking about it.

Kades: I also found this old film reel on it a while back and I ported it to video.

Kades:

Tony: Laurence helped me with that one...

Peter: ...

Liz: I'm back. Peter... you know something, don't you?

Peter: ...Tony?

Tony: Yeah, kid?

Peter: ...you remember what Joey aimed to do, correct?

Tony: Yes. For our creations to become more than cartoons. Why?

Peter: Long story short... he got his wish.

Tony: Bendy's off the page...

Kades: Didn't that place close down though?

Peter: 30 years ago, yeah. But the cartoons have been abandoned. Left to rot. And they're not happy about it.

Kades: Hey Tony?

Tony: I'm reeling... yeah, kid?

Kades: Are you called Iron Man because you have a lot of iron in your blood?

Tony:...

Liz: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

Stephen: So all the animations are real and alive? Like... Boris the Wolf, I think?

Tony: Yeah, that was his name

Kades: BTW I found that reel while exploring an old Blockbuster.

Liz: My dad used to work there... but that's besides the point. It seems Tony has, like, fifty ink monster animations after him wanting to kill him.

Tony: Ugh. Nothing new to me, but... wow.

Kades: I think the reel also had an old cartoon on it too. Should I put that on too?

Kades: I also had an old friend there. I can't remember his name exactly but I think his first name started with a "W".

Liz: Odd... Why haven't I heard of this before? I've known you since we were five.

Kades: Here is the cartoon BTW.

Kades:

Peter: I doubt you would've. I'm amazed Kaden found anything about that old business.

Kades: Well there is also an old condemned building near here. It looks like a large lobby with multiple industrial elevators. The building also said "Bend Lan" I think the sign wasn't finished but I connected the dots.

Tony: That would be Bendyland. An awful business decision on Drew's part.

Kades: Went bankrupt because of it, didn't he?

Tony: Among other things, but that was a rather large factor.

Stephen: I'm still trying to wrap my brain around th-

Liz: ... uhhh, Stephen???

Peter: Cloak tackled him and hugged him. He's fuming. It's awesome.

Tony: Now I can insult him without retaliation. This is indeed awesome.

??? JOINED THE CHAT

???: The knowledge you possess of this place is very... Intriguing...

Liz: Who the kólasi are you?

Peter: I could ask the same question...

Kades: WHAT THE?!?!?!

???: I will be back... keep in touch...

??? LEFT THE CHAT

Liz: Tony, could you PLEASE make it impossible for random people to break in to our private chatbox???

Kades: What you don't want me to be here?

Liz: At this point I'm expecting the Spanish Inquisition to start typing to us...

Spanish Inquisition JOINED THE CHAT

Spanish Inquisition: Oh poo...

Spanish Inquisition LEFT THE CHAT

Peter: ...

Tony: ...

Stephen: ...

Liz: ...

Liz: ...Fysiká aftó synévi. Ugh. Misó to ilíthio mou stóma. [Of course that happened. Ugh. I hate my stupid mouth.]

Kades: I ju- Well you kno- WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?

Stephen: ... I-I don't even know what to say...

Tony: Stephen... I'm pretty sure none of us do...

Kades: Knowing what is going on here i'm pretty sure they're ordering pizza now...

Loki JOINED THE CHAT

Loki: Greetings, everyone I hate.

Stephen: I LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO LEAVE EARTH AND NEVER RETURN

Thor JOINED THE CHAT

Thor: LOKI Y U DO DIS????

Stephen: I too hate you all now

Liz: Gee, I wonder why...

Loki AND Thor STARTED BICKERING AND WERE BANNED FROM THE CHAT

Stephen: GOOD

Mrs. Thanny JOINED THE CHAT

Mrs. Thanny: How did I get here?

Peter: FOR THE LOVE OF MY SANITY PLEASE LEAVE

Mrs. Thanny: HOW RUDE!!!

Mrs. Thanny LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Peter: Tony... I'm blaming you for this...

Stephen: Agreed

Kades: I think ??? is an internet troll who likes this kind of stuff...

??? JOINED THE CHAT

???: NO I'M NOT!!!!

??? LEFT THE CHAT

Roman JOINED THE CHAT

Patton JOINED THE CHAT

Logan JOINED THE CHAT

Virgil JOINED THE CHAT

Peter: TONY. FIX IT.

Virgil: ...This isn't the right chat.

Liz: No heck, Sherlock.

Kades: I bet he is anxious to find the right one...

Stephen: It's Wong. I stole Stephen's phone. He was too distracted by flirting with Tony to notice.

Kades: >:(

Bendy: YES???

Kades LEFT THE CHAT

Peter: ...he doesn't ship Ironstrange? HOW DARE HE!!!

Liz: I'm gonna go murder him

Kades JOINED THE CHAT

Kades: SO THOR CAN NUKE CHINA BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO NOT SHIP IRONSTRANGE!!?!?!??!?

Liz: Yep.

Peter: Pretty much.

Kades: I'm on team Low key.

Kades: Sorry autocorrect. "Loki"

Loki BROKE THROUGH THE FIREWALL

Loki: I WILL SMITE THE AUTO OF CORRECTIONS!!!!

Peter: I'm calling in backup. Church!

Epsilon: You're all idiots.

Tony: Geee, thanks....

Stephen: I'm not.

Tony: Says the guy who punched someone with his newly surgically reconstructed hand when a kick would've easily worked, bought a one way ticket to Nepal without any possessions... may I go on?

Loki WAS BANNED X1,000,000,000 FROM THE CHAT

Kades: OK WHAT APP IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?

Liz: There's an app???? And I agree, we're all idiots.

Kades: We're comfortable with who we are.

Peter: Yep. Put up a few more firewalls, Church.

Epsilon: Ugh. On it.

Kades: GTG BRB

Kades LEFT THE CHAT

Liz: We must have scared him away with our ships

KITKat JOINED THE CHAT

KitKat:thanos where is he

Virgil: Who is Thanos? Is he dangerous?

Liz: To put it shortly, yes.

Logan: According to the beginning of the chat, it seems as though 'Thanos' is indeed quite dangerous, or at least has dangerous motives.

Kades: I mean... I wouldn't count on his dangerousness??? He's missing an arm, sooooo.....

Peter: ...Church? What happened to your firewalls?

Epsilon: They were in the chat when I secured it. Hold on a sec.

Logan WAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE CHAT

Roman WAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE CHAT

Virgil WAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE CHAT

Patton WAS DISCONNECTED FROM THE CHAT

Stephen: Any other unwanted guests?

Epsilon: Lemme check.

Epsilon: Thor is still in.

Thor: Your conversations are far too amusing for me to leave

Thanos JOINED THE CHAT

Thanos: long time no see!

KITKAT GOT BANNED FROM THE CHAT

Kades WAS BANNED FROM CHAT BY EXTERNAL SOURCE

??? JOINED THE CHAT

???: I'm baaaaack!!!

???: Do you want me to reveal who I am and un-ban that kid?

Liz: Bring them both back, you átakto skoteinó biskóto!

???: Umm... Is that Portuguese?

Liz: I agree with Church/Epsilon-

Epsilon: Thanks

Peter: How shocking

Liz: -you're all idiots. Including the ??? guy.

Tony: Ehi, Stephen! Usa la tua magia per riportare il bambino, vero? [Hey, Stephen! Use your magic to bring the kids back, will ya?]

Epsilon: No need. Already on it.

UN-BAN REFUSED

???: But. It. Refused.

Liz: MAKING REFERENCES IS MY JOB!

Epsilon: I'M AN A.I FROM 500 YEARS IN THE FUTURE HOW THE BISCUIT-

???: You can't beat a creature from 501 years in the future!

Epsilon: **** you

???: Oh and by the way i'm currently releasing all of your greatest enemies soooo...

???: Bye Bye!

??? HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Liz: Biscuits!

Kades IS A HAXOR AND BROKE THE FIREWALL

Kades: I'm back!

Kades: And so was ??? apparently...

Liz: Glad to have ya back, Kades. Now I can insult you again!!! Yay!

Dormammu BROKE IN... WHY DO YOU DO DIS!?!?!?

Dormammu: Hey Strange...

Dormammu: I've come to bargain.

Dormammu: BARGAIN YOUR LIFE!!!!

Stephen: THAT'S MY LINE YOU BISCUIT!!!

Tony: Easy, Steph-

Vulture HAs... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE!

Vulture: Hey Spidey-boy!

Peter: Toomes...

Evil Loki FROM THE PAST BROKE THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

E L F T P: HEY GOOD ME!!!

Loki: Whelp. This breaks all kinds of walls. Who is ???, Deadpool?

Tony: Seriously???

Hela CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD

Peter: HOW????????????

Hela: I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE BEING BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!

Liz: I want to cry

Liz's HAPPY THOUGHTS CAME OUT FROM THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HER MIND

Liz: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE!!! YOU DIED!

L H T: Hey guess what... TOOOO BAAAAD!

Liz: THAT'S MY LINE YOU SHISH-KABOB!

Kades' NONE CREATIVE SIDE IS HERE TOO!

Kades: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: Y-You're not s-supposed to exist!!!

K N C S: wait I exist?

Stephen: None of you do now

A VERY ANGRY Mrs. Thanny CAME TOO!

Mrs. Thanny: YOU WERE RUDE TO ME!!!!

Peter: Grumpy, the floor is yours.

Stephen: With pleasure, Stupid Kid.

ALL THE VILLAINS WERE DESTROYED

All The Villains: Awww mannn...

Liz: Thank goodness....

BENDY HAS APPEARED AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW CAPS LOCK WORKS

BENDY: HOW DOES CAPS LOCK WORK? I WANT TO KNOW BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: È peggio di un nonno di 90 anni che prova a lavorare su Internet. Eh.

[He's worse than a 90-year-old grandpa trying to work the internet]

Stephen: Questo, possiamo essere d'accordo. [That, we can agree on.]

KITKAT HAS BROKE THE FIREWALL AND JOINED CHAT

KITKAT:what happened

Liz: A villain showed up and summoned many more villains. The strange sorcerer destroyed them with his magic. And a buttload of shanagons.

KITKAT: so in short version we are all doomed.

Peter: Not anymore, thanks to Grumpy. Bendy also showed up, threatened to destroy us, but wants to know the ancient, sacred secret of how to turn off caps lock first.

KITKAT: hey BENDY.

KITKAT: Caps Lock is a button on a computer keyboard

Bendy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

KITKAT: that

/T͟Hat,T͟Hət/

pronoun

used to identify a specific person or thing observed by the speaker.

"that's his wife over there"

2.

referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood.

"that's a good idea"

KITKAT: doesn't get any simpler than that

Liz: Kath, I love you.

KITKAT: 0///0

KITKAT: any more questions bendy?

Bendy: I HATE YOU ALL!

Bendy HAS LEFT THE CHAT IN ANNOYANCE

Tony: Awesome.

KITKAT: *does happy dance*

Peter: Ironstrange is adorable-

Epsilon: He's been ambushed. I never knew Pete was that ticklish.

KITKAT: why wood u do such thing.

Epsilon: He blew their cover when they were kissing. Glad I'm an A. I, therefore a hologram and can't be tickled. Pete, however... won't escape for quite a while.

KITKAT CHANGED NAME tO KATH

KATH WENT TO HELP PETE

Liz: By help she means arrive, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show. Can ya spare me a seat?

??? JOINED THE CHAT

???: HOW. DARE. YOU!!!!!!!

??? LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: Sooooo, when do you think ??? will be back?

Liz: I'm thinkin' a few seconds ago. How's Peter?

Stephen: Has a laugh that could quite possibly cure cancer.

Kades: So about Joey.

Kades: I think I saw him walking around in a long black trench coat. He was pulling a wagon. It looked like it had some sort of machine in it. Also it was funny to see a grown man pulling a little red wagon.

Tony: Only the most courageous of souls pull a little red wagon. But Joey is a jerk, so I hate him even more now.

J03Y JOINED THE CHAT

J03Y: HAH you will NEVER guess who I am!

Liz: Joey Drew

Tony: Joey Drew

Stephen: Joey Drew

Peter: Joey Drew

J03Y CHANGED NAME TOO JD

JD: YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO THIS IS!!!

Liz: 1, you literally changed your name while still in the chat. And B, THAT'S LITERALLY JUST YOUR INITIALS

JD: well poo...

T'Challa JOINED THE CHAT

T'Challa: Leave or be... leaved.

T' Challa LEFT THE CHAT

JD: NEVVVAAA!!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!!

JD WAS BANNED

Tony: Gotta say, Church. You're good at banishing people.

Epsilon: Thanks.

Tony: STEPHEN!!! WhY dIdN't He CoMpLiMeNt Me BaCk????!!!!

RMS Titanic JOINED THE CHAT... WAIT WHAT!?!?!?

RMS Titanic: Hi!

Liz:

Tony:

Stephen:

Peter:

Liz: ...Thanks for... crashing in.

RMS Titanic: Welp... I'm insulted...

Kades: YOUR AN INANIMATE OBJECT!!!!

RMS Titanic: I just like breaking the laws of physics...

Liz: Same. It can stay.

RMS Titanic SOMEHOW SANK PAST THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND IS BURNING IN THE EARTH'S CORE... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE!!!

Kades: ...

Liz: Even this chatbox itself is done with our shanagons

HEY GUYS I'M THE NEW CHATTERBOX!

Kades: ...

Kades: HE WAS INTERCHANGEABLE!!!

HEY I'M NOT A CHATTERBOX!

HA YOU AIN'T THE CHATTERBOX SO YOU GET UNDERLINED!

The ultimate punishment...

Liz: Maybe we should delete this before we lose our sanity.

Kades: Did we ever have sanity?

Stephen: I did... once... long ago...

DO NOT DELETE ME!!!

DELETE HIM DELETE HIM!!!

Kades: NO!

Liz: NOPE

Peter: Eísai biskóto, palió chatterbox [You're a biscuit, old chatterbox]

HEY GUYS! Bat Cow IS HERE!!!

Bat Cow: kbasfhsdbcid nGYIUNG 213y13287rjg89deqwhx

Kades: He is a cow... so he types random keys...

Stephen: THIS ISN'T EVEN THE SAME FRANCHISE!!!

Bat Cow: Mooooo Baaaaaaad!

Kades: !

Kades: HE CAN TYPE!!!

Tony: And I thought Thanos was gonna be the end of the world...

Kades: I just thought of something... The company Whirlpool makes washers, dishwashers, and other appliances... but they also make dryers... isn't that a bit counter intuitive to have a whirlpool in your dryer?

Liz: No! I do that all the time.

Kades: ...

Tony: Same here.

Bat Cow LEFT THE CHAT

GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!!

BatMan JOINED THE CHAT

Liz: W-Who are you?

BatMan: I'm BatMan!!! * Thunder rolls in*

BatMan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY COW!!!

BatMan LEFT THE CHAT

KATH JOINED CHAT

KATH:ə

KATH: the show didn't last long sadly.

Peter:

KATH:the popcorn was good though😇😁😂😠😅😈😢

KATH: whose bat🐄

Liz: Oh gods. Kath's found the emojis.

Kades: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

KATH: really kades

BatCow IS BACK

BatCow: KJNDIUhnmuhmIDGM*DMG*&y8&6R&^FD&^BF

Kades: I thought he could type...

KATH: so y wood u insult a bat 🐄 he's a hero

Kades: Actually the old Chatterbox insulted him.

I DID AND I DON'T REGRET IT!!!

CALM DOWN BROTHER

Kades: They like to have conversations.

KATH: that's messed up

Kades: No it's not.

BatCow: UID VFvtNYTVDyugnVNX7ZTC Vv8g z67FC&V V T&vcaiU Ygvsvcv&TXV&ZTV!!!

Kades: Guess he lost his typing abilities...

BatCow: MOO!

Kades: Moo mooooooo.

BatCow: Moo moo mooooo.

Kades: Moo MMMMoo.

BatCow: Moo Moo Mooo.

BatCow HAS LEFT THE CHAT

WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

Tony: Kid, what the penguin

Liz: *sigh* Not again

Kades: Moo Moo Moo Moo! [YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!]

Kades: I AM THE COW MOOSPERER!!!

??? HAS JOINED. ALSO WHO IS HE... OR SHE... OR THEY?

Liz: Chatterbox, we have no clue...

???: I'm baaaaack!!!

???: Also I summoned the DC universe to destroy you all soooooo.

??? HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: Moo Moo [Well crap]

DC HAS JOINED

DC: We are all sharing a supercomputer to do this so expect some weirdness.

Kades: Hey Superman, can I ask you a question?

DC: Yup, fire away!

Kades: How many times have you died?

DC: ...

DC: I'd rather not answer that...

Kades: Oh come on you know you have too!

DC: NO!!!

Kades: 😢

DC: Look Supes you made him cry!

DC: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME SUPES!!!

Kades: I'm not actually crying. Don't you understand Emojis?

DC: Emo-whats?

Kades: My point exactly...

Kades: Hey what happened to Spidey, Tony, Stephen, Liz, and Kat.

Kades: Did I forget someone?

DC: Yea where are they!?!?!? WE WANT TO DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!

Liz: Having a Film Theory marathon. We're watching how Han Solo sucks at flying!

Kades: GASP!!!! WITHOUT ME???!!!!!

DC: WELL COME BACK!!!! WERE TOLD TO DESTROY YOU SO WE WILL!!!!! EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NO MOTIVES OR REASONS TO!!!!!!

Kades: So you will destroy them... through a chatbox...

DC: Well uh... erm... you got us there...

Liz: Good job, Kades!

Tony: PETER GIVE ME BACK THE POPCORN

Peter: YOU CAN STEAL IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

Stephen: Children, please

DC: Well can we destroy you with a planet destroying nuclear powered plasma death ray?

Kades: That might work... MIGHT, don't go getting any bright ideas!

Stephen: We've saved this planet time and time again. If you think you can destroy us, think again. Not to mention the Sanctums.

DC: We are warming it up and it is set to destroy MCU!

DC: We got a bright idea...

Kades: 😱

DC: Oh come on Supes you made him scream!

DC: STOP. CALLING. ME. SUPES!!!

Kades: Guys seriously??? E M O J I!!!!!

Liz: We're never serious!

Tony: Yeah! Wait- what?

Stephen: I'm the only serious one here.

Peter: Not even you are serious and you know it

Kades: True true.

Stephen: ...I feel attacked.

Tony: Oh, stop huffing.

Kades: I forgot what I was going to say...

Peter: Church, could you secure the firewall with Tony and get rid of DC?

DC: HA U CNT DEFEET MEH!!!!

Epsilon: Fine. Tony?

Tony: I'm tired of people breaking in. Let's do it.

Liz: Heck you, DC

Kades: LIZ LANGUAGE!!!!

Liz: Don't worry. We're not on Youtube. ....I hope.

YOUTUBE JOINED THE CHAT

YOUTUBE: DEMONITIZED!!!!

YOUTUBE LEFT THE CHAT

Liz: I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Peter: You do that.

DC HAD TOO SAVE THEIR RIPOFF MARVEL WORLD AND LEFT

Liz: Even the chatbox hates DC. Nice.

Kades: ONLY THE STAN CAN CREATE GOOD HEROS!!!

Liz: Doesn't that guy run a tourist trap in Oregon?

Kades: Stan Pines?

Liz: Yeah. That guy.

Kades: Yes and I was talking about-

Stephen: No! No breaking the fourth wall!

Liz: By telling us to stop breaking the fourth wall, you're doing it too!

Stephen: ...Crap, you're right.

DP JOINED THE CHAT

DP: HEY! BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IS MY JOB!!!

DP LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: Bye bye!

Peter: I'm pretty sure some people ship him with me. My dads want to murder them.

Stephen: Indeed.

Tony: I generally disapprove of Adult X Minor

Kades: Me too.

Kades: Usually MatPat makes thing like that happen and it's not even his fault Nintendo is just... is just... yyyeeeaaa...

Liz: I'm pretty sure we all disagree with that. Some Marvel ships are... terrifying to say the least...

Kades: If that's the least... then what's the most? 😰

Liz: I never said it was the least. There are far better ships. I prefer Ironstrange + Peter. So, Supremefamily.

Kades: But... but that's a three person ship...

Kades: SOMEONE IS CHEATING!!!

Liz: Nope. There was once a ship that was Stony with Peter as their son. It's mostly died now. I hated it. Steve can go take a bath in liquid nitrogen. [And there are poly ships]

Tony: Agreed

Kades: Why not Dry Ice?

Kades: Hey guess what!

Liz: My dog died?

Kades: nnnnNNNNooooOOOO

Kades: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!

Kades: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEA!!!!

Kades: EVERYTHING AWESOME???

Kades: WHEN YOU'RE LIVING A STREAM!!!!!!

Liz: Stop screaming lyrics in the chatbox. That's my job.

Peter: I can relate.

Liz: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

Stephen: Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody. A Night at The Opera. 1975.

I WAS the chatbox and i'm annoyed...

AS AM I!!!

Kades: 😢

Tony: Wow, Stephen. You're good at that.

Stephen: Thanks.

Tony: But I'm better.

Stephen: ...

Stephen HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Tony: Come back! I'm sorry!

Peter: Now he's pouting in the corner. How dare you.

Kades: I have knowledge of video games and movies most of which dating back to the beginning of Nintendo.

Kades: Did you know Nintendo started as a playing card company and even a taxi business later on down the line!

Kades: Ratatouille: Producer: Disney, Animator: Pixar, Release date: 2007, Rating: PG. BEAT THAT!!!

Liz: I have extensive knowledge of Greek, Norse, and Egyptian Mythologies.

Kades: Doctor Who original series first aired: 23 November 1963.

Liz: Greek Gods: Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Artemis, Athena, Hermes, Apollo, Dionysus, Hera, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus. Norse: Loki, Thor, Baldr, Hel, Frigg, Freya, Freyr, Odin. Egyptian: Isis, Ra, Horus, Thoth, Bass.

Kades: Sega's first mascot: Alex Kid.

Kades: YouTube Created: February 14, 2005, San Mateo, CA.

Kades: Did I mention I also have and extensive knowledge of science and history?

Kades: First rocket to get a person on the moon: Apollo 11. Person launched: Neil Armstrong. Beat. That.

Kades: Most memed movie (in my opinion): Shrek.

Liz: There was another man who was floating in the Moon's orbit. Tell me his name without looking it up.

Kades: Well I never heard of him so obviously no one cared enough. (Sorry whoever you were)

Liz: Michael Collins. How many of the facts you spat out weren't looked up?

Kades: Umm, before I answer that how do you delete search history?

Tony: Good job. (Sarcasm)

Kades: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

Liz: You steal my lines all the time!

Stephen: Tony does the same thing!

Tony: No I don't!

Liz: I think you do.

Tony: Try me, Beyonce

Stephen: See???!!!

Tony: What? No... you didn't say that... yes...

Stephen: Yes, I did! Wong told you about it and everything!

Tony: No, I didn't!

Peter: Children, please!

Kades: Seriously, it feels like we're the only adults in this chatbox.

Liz: Clearly, you've never met yourself.

Peter: There are no adults in this chatbox.

Kades: True true.

Kades: Although back too what we were talking about. MY KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY SCIENCE MOVIES/TV SHOWS AND V-GAMES IS OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT!!!

Liz: Heck you

Kades: YEA WELL, YOU'RE A... YOU'RE A... BISCUIT!!!

Tony: GASP

Peter: !!!

Peter: ...Wait, did you just say 'gasp'?

Stephen: I fear for the fate of the world if he's our best protector.

Kades: I was looking at a biscuit that's on my desk and started thinking about that and put that in the chat.

Liz: Fool. Biscuit has been a cuss word since the dawn of time.

Kades: Should I stop getting biscuits at Chicken Express then?

Liz: Nope. Those are the tastiest things in the multiverse.

Kades: AND the MCU!

Tony: What's that

Stephen: What does... 'MCU' stand for?

Peter: I have no idea

Kades: Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tony: wut dat

Stephen: You are going to kill me with your grammar errors. I demand a shrubbery.

A Knight That Says NI JOINED THE CHAT

A Knight That Says NI: NI

Liz: Oh no. They've found us.

A Knight That Says NI: I am a knight that says NI!

A Knight That Says NI: NI NI NI!!!

Tony: Why is that so terrifying???

Peter: Church, what the biscuit happened to our firewall?

A Knight That Says NI: NI happened!

Tony: What does 'Ni' even mean???

A Knight That Says NI: NI means NI!

Kades: Isn't NI a tax system?

A Knight That Says NI: NO THEY KNOW!!!

A Knight That Says NI: RUN AWAY!!!!

A Knight That Says NI LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: I don't blame you for being afraid.

Kades: THEY WERE TAXES!!!!!

Peter: Taxes are terrifying.

Liz: Definitely.

Stephen: YOU DON'T EVEN PAY TAXES!!!

Tony: Neither do you!

Kades: Think math class.

Liz: We ARE in Math Class!

Kades: Yea, And it's true.

Liz: What were we doing in Math again?

Kades: Ummm.

Kades: Mathy Math Stuff©

Liz: Gee, thanks for clearing that up...

Kades: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

Peter: THE ATTACK OF DISNEY HAS FINALLY BEGUN!!!! THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE!!!!

Kades: A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR MAKES THE MEDICINE GO DOWN!!!

Liz: EVACUATE THE CHATTERBOX!!!

Stephen: Tony, take cover!!!

Tony: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Kades: HAKUNA MATATA!!!! IT'S A WONDERFUL PHRASE!!!! IT MEANS NO WORRIES!!!! FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!!!!! HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!

Liz: !!!!!

Stephen: She's having a panic attack! Stop this madness!!!!

Kades: ...

Kades: This isn't madness...

Kades: THIS. IS. DISNEY!!!!!

Liz: *panting* I now.... want to.... kick you... off a bridge...

Kades HAS BEEN KICKED FROM THE CHAT

How about kicked from the chat?

THANK YOU!!!!!

Liz: Thanks, man!

Kades WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. LET Kades JOIN? Y/N

Liz: HECK NO

Tony: NO WAY

Stephen: Not if we want to keep our sanity

Peter: What sanity?

Kades JOINED THE CHAT

I just wanted to see you suffer...

Kades: HAKUNA... JK!

Peter: Church, kick him out.

Epsilon: Already on it

OLD CHATTERBOX WAS KICKED FROM THE CHAT

Epsilon: Whoops. Oh well. He was a jerk anyway.

BYE BYE BROTHER!!!!

Hey isn't it weird that I say when someone joins or leaves or something then I remark about it?

Liz: Maybe??? I don't know or care.

Kades: HAKUNA... JK!

Peter: Seriously, kick him out.

Liz: Yeah. He'll never stop otherwise

Kades: Fine i'll stooop... :(

Liz: I don't even have to see your face to know you're pouting.

Kades: *Pout Pout*

Kades: QUICK SOMEONE SAY CHEESE TO CHEER ME UP!!!!

Liz: Stay fresh, cheese bags

Kades: Yay cheese!

Tony: She just insulted us how dare you.

Stephen: Such an interesting way to insult someone. And your ego needs to be cut down a notch every once in awhile.

Tony: *offended Tony noises*

Kades: Hey Peter?

Peter: Yeah?

Kades: What does Stephen look like?

Peter: A dramatic wizard with a red cloak and his cheekbones are on fleek.

Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? CHEEKBONES ARE BONES!!! THEY CAN'T BE MOVED LIKE A MUSCLE!!!!

Kades: 0_0

Tony: He used to be a doctor. He gets annoyed when we make inaccurate medical thingys

Kades: *Medical inaccuracies Medical inaccuracies*

Stephen: You're just saying the words.

Kades: My forehead is jello.

Liz: The table is a dictionary.

Kades: Cars are made of jello.

Liz: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Kades: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Stephen: Nice Monty Python reference.

Kades: One more!

Kades: LIZ IS MADE OF JELLO!!!!

Liz: No. I'm a potato.

Kades: ...

Kades: So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!!! (Portal 2 reference)

Liz: Jokes on you. I made the reference first.

Kades: *Don't care face*

Kades: What % is everyone's phone on?

Kades: Mine is on 1%.

Liz: 9000000000003%

Tony: 375%

Stephen: 73.6%

Kades: 0_0

Kades: Mine only goes up to 100%

Kades: HOW DOES YOURS GO U-

Kades' PHONE DIED

Liz: Finally. He's gone.

Peter: Mine's at 24%. If anyone was wondering...

Kades JOINED THE CHAT

Kades: I'm on my laptop now.

Kades: Same account different device.

Kades: MY NAME IS YESSICA HAIRCUT!!!

Liz: ????

Tony: ????

Peter: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Stephen: ?

Kades: That was not me.

Kades: Who knew dogs were such great typists?

Liz: SSSNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Kades: Welp that explains why the dog was glowy and transparent.

Liz: No, that was Waco. He was a waco.

Kades: He was a city?

Liz: NO

Kades: (wăk′ō) also whack·o (wăk′ō, hwăk′ō)Slang. n. pl. wack·os. A person regarded as eccentric or irrational: "a catchy pop portrait of a wacko who talks to himself in French" (Phoebe Hoban).

Kades: Waco. A city of east-central Texas south of Dallas-Fort Worth on the Brazos River. Founded in 1849, it grew as an outpost on the Chisholm Trail.x.

Liz: ....

Liz: BRB

Liz LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: Why- OWWW!

Kades: Take that, jerk. He's dead, Dave.

Liz JOINED THE CHAT

Liz: YOU TAKE MY LAPTOP I TAKE YOUR PHONE!!!

Kades: OI! (don't diss the sonic)

Liz: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: Pete, get the popcorn.

Peter: Already on it.

Stephen: I'm not on anything. I'm floating, thanks to Cloak.

Tony: Cloakie! I love them!

Peter: Don't ya mean Levi?

Kades: (To the theme of Desmond the Moonbear) Levi the Cloakie!

Kades: Also is it pronounced Lee-vie or Lev-ee?

Tony: Levi.

Kades: So Lee-Vie?

Stephen: Lev-ee. And also, I'm pretty sure they're coming to kill you. They/them pronouns

Liz: I'd run

Kades: HEY!! You make me a- make me a believer!!! Believer!!!

Liz: KADEN

Kades: For now you must BUILD UP OUR MACHINE YOU DIE TONIGHT!!!!

Tony: What's that song about?

Liz: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!! You're as bad as DEADPOOL!

Kades: This is Aperture! This is Aperture! Test subjects die once their in sight!!!

Kades: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART A TEAM!!!!

Tony: STEPHEN DO SOMETHING PLEASE

Liz: No! NOTHING CAN STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!

Kades HAS BEEN MUTED

Kades: *Muted*

Kades: *Muted*

Kades: *Muted*

Kades: *Muted*

Kades: *Muted*

Kades: *Muted*

Kades LEFT THE CHAT

Peter: Thank the gods

Liz: No heck

Kades 2ndary JOINED THE CHAT

Kades 2ndary: *Muted*

Already muted him

Kades 2ndary LEFT THE CHAT

Kades 3rdndary JOINED THE CHAT

Kades 3rdndary: *Muted*

Kades 3rdndary LEFT THE CHAT

Kades IS CALLING Liz ON VOICE CHAT

Liz: NO

DENIED

RANDO JOINED THE CHAT

RANDO: This is my back-up for my back-ups back-up.

Liz: HECK YOU

ALL MUTED ARE NOW UNMUTED

It's fun to watch you suffer

RANDO: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

Kades: HELLO!!!!

Kades 2ndary: WE ARE CLONES!!!!

Kades 3rdndary: YEEE BOIS!!!!!

RANDO: Well the first Kades is not and that's me.

Kades 2ndary: NO YOUR NOT I'M THE REAL ONE!!!!

Kades 3rdndary: NO I AM!!!!

Kades: I MADE YOU ALL!!!!!

RANDO: NO I DID!!!!!

Kades: JUST LEAVE CLONES!!!!

RANDO: THEN YOU ALL HAVE TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CLONES!!!!

Wait how did my brother get back?

Hacks. Also some cookies.

Kades: BAN THE OTHERS!!!!

RANDO: NO BAN HIM HE'S A CLONE!!!!

Kades 2ndary: NO YOU 2 ARE CLONES!!!!

Kades 2ndary WAS BANNED

He used "2" instead of "Two"

Kades: Well don't ban me because i'm real.

Kades 3rdndary: NOO I EM!!!!

Kades 3rdndary WAS BANNED

Used TERRIBLE grammar

Liz: The real Kaden does that, too...

RANDO: Welp you will find me out sooooo...

RANDO LEFT THE CHAT

Kades: well since that's over, Tony ya smart?

Stephen:

Peter:

Liz:

The Universe:

Bill Cipher:

Tony: ...Remind me what my reputation is?

Kades: WELL THIS WILL PROVE YOU'RE REP!!!

Kades: 2 trains leave central station at 2:31. Train A is a steam engine going 124 MPH whilst train B is a Mag Lev going 226 MPH. Train A's station is 2 hours away and train B's station is 4 hours away. Find out when trains A and B will arrive then multiply the results.

Tony:

Stephen: Oh come on, Stark. This isn't rocket science.

Tony: I know because I can do rocket science!

Kades: Wait I just realized...

Kades: Mag Lev's and Steam Engine don't use the same kind of track...

Tony: I knew that. You clearly didn't.

Kades: (That moment when you don't know what to say)

Kades: Uuuuhhhhh...

Kades: supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: Coming from the guy who called cinnamon sawdust

Kades: IT BASICALLY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: YOU'VE SAID CRAZY THINGS BEFORE!!!! WHAT ABOUT STUPID US QUOTES????

Stephen: Stupid Us Quotes...?

Kades: Long story...

Kades: oh and, DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP!!!!!!

Liz: I dare. I dare.

Can I meme this?

Old Chatterbox IS BACK FROM THE BANNED DIMENSION

Yes... Meme it...

Liz: SUQ basically is a meme already.

Kades: True. True.

Roman JOINED THE CHAT

Roman: Hello!

Kades: Why is your font Times New Roman?

Liz: He's Roman. Hey! Can you spell your name for the chat?

Roman: Why, of course!

R eally

O bviously

M uscular

A nd

N ice.

R-O-M-A-N!

Kath JOINED THE CHAT

Kath: hi guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What happened???????

Kades: NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: Not again.

Stephen: TONY

Liz: ???

Tony: Tis' but a scratch, my doctor

Stephen: Tony. YOUR ARM IS MISSING.

KATH CHANGED NAME TO KAT

Kat: hi guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

KAT: it probably is not just a scratch.

Liz: No heck Sherlock

Kat: i just got here

Peter: ...Qualcosa è fuori [Something's off]

Stephen: Che cosa? Cosa c'è, bambino stupido? Ho magia e non riesco a percepire nulla. [What? What's off, stupid kid? I have magic, and I can't sense anything.]

Peter: E ho migliorato il senso e la forza. E sono abbastanza sicuro che qualcosa non va [And I have enhanced sense and strength. And I'm pretty sure that something's off]

Tony: Quanto puoi sollevare, comunque? [How much can you lift, anyway?]

Peter: 30 tonnellate. Ma ahimè, non so cosa sia. So solo che qualcosa non è giusto [30 tons. But alas, I don't know what it is. I just know that something ain't right]

Tony: 30 tonnellate ??? Sono 60000 sterline! [30 tons??? That's 60,000 pounds!]

Peter: Perché è quello che ti preoccupa ?! [Why is that what you're concerned about?!]

KAT: hi

KAT: ni!

Tony: Heya

KAT: r u human?!

Tony: Yes

Liz: No

Peter: No

Stephen: No idea

KAT: oh goodie!

Peter: ANYWAY

Peter: Something's off. I don't know what, but my senses are going crazy

KAT: like what do you meannnnnnnnnnnn?

Tony: ...Is she drunk?

Stephen: I'm beginning to think you're both drunk.

Tony: nahhhhhhh... it couldn't be that...

KAt: waz you iz meanz:

Stephen: Yep. Definitely drunk.

Liz: I assure you, she's always like that.

Tony: But seriously, Pete. What's going on?

Peter: Someone is coming. Someone- no- something who wishes the death of everyone and everything. To make a new universe with himself as its King.

Stephen: Who?

Peter: tsaeB deyE-enO ehT

Tony: What?

Peter: reph-

PETER WAS BANNED FROM THE CHAT BY EXTERNAL FORCE

Liz: Peter?

Tony: Peter! Where did you go? Kid!

Roman: What's going on?

Kades: I'm with the Roman man!

Liz: Cool, but seriously. Who banned Peter?

Bill Cipher JOINED THE CHAT

Lily JOINED THE CHAT

Stephen: Bill Cipher? Here? Oh gods...

Liz: Bill? Who's that?

Kades: A Dorito man!

Kades: And he's... SPICY CHEDDAR FLAVORED!!!

Lily: hey buds

Lily: hows it goins

Liz: We're being talked to by an evil Dorito from another dimension who burned his home dimension for the fun of it. And he kicked out Peter.

Lily:fun happy yay

Peter ATTEMPTED TO RECONNECT

Peter: Guys! Find Stanford Pines! He can-

Peter WAS BANNED FROM THE CHAT

Stephen: Stanford Pines? He can deal with Bill?

Lily: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

William Afton JOINED THE CHAT

Tony: Where can we find Pines?

Kades: HEY GET OUT OF HERE YOU ANIMATRONIC ST-STUFFER!

Tony: What does that even mean????

Stephen: It means you have terrible grammar. Only one question mark is needed.

Tony: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Stephen: I hate you

Kades: I would tell you what animatronic stuffer mans but then you wouldn't be able to sleep without fear of... well... Freddy Fazbears Pizza in general...

William Afton: Can I say what I do?

Kades: NO

Liz: Sleep? What's that?

Ford Pines JOINED THE CHAT

Ford: Bill! Peter ran all the way from New York to Oregon to tell us that Bill was back! He somehow did it in 5 seconds, but point is: We're here to stop you.

Bill: 'We?'

Mabel JOINED THE CHAT

Dipper JOINED THE CHAT

Stan JOINED THE CHAT

Mabel: We're here to stop you, you illuminacho!

Kades: Kid were in a chatbox... not much harm to cause here...

Dipper: Dang. You're right. What are we supposed to do, Grunkle Ford?

Stephen: ...Grunkle...?

Mabel: Dipper! Hockey Sticks!

Dipper: What? Oh, right! We're totally gonna stop you, Bill!

Lily: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kades: Can someone ban Afton pls?

William Afton: No pls!

Liz: Will you guys ever learn how to spell?

Tony: Nope

Liz: Wait, where's Stephen?

Lily: are we going to be illuminachoed?

Kades BECAME ANGRY AND BANNED William Afton FROM THE UNIVERSE

Wow

Liz: Seriously, where's Stephen?

Wong JOINED THE CHAT

Wong: Having a panic attack about Bill, for good reason. Peter's helping him since he's banned from the chat.

Kades: GRAMMAR WONG!?!?!?!?

Lily:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kades: Screaming is illegal...

Liz:

Caboose JOINED THE CHAT

Caboose: Wait that's illegal...

Caboose: Oh. Hi Church!

Church: Hey, buddy. The others doing alright?

Caboose: Yes, yes. But Tucker's being stupid. I hate Tucker.

Church: Yeah. Yeah, he is. Have a good day, buddy.

Caboose: Bye Church!

Caboose LEFT THE CHAT

John Laurens JOINED THE CHAT

John Laurens: What time is it? Showtime!

John Laurens: Showtime! Showtime!

John Laurens: I'm John Laurens and the place to be! I've got two pints on Sam Adams but I'm workin' on 3!

Liz: This is breaking several laws of physics

John Laurens LEFT THE CHAT

Aaron Burr JOINED THE CHAT

Tony: Aaron Burr, sir

Aaron Burr: How does a ragtag volunteer army, in need of a shower. Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher? Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon. An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in. He's constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen. Everybody give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman-

Lafayette JOINED THE CHAT

Lafayette: We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts. We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but for this to succeed, there's someone else we need.

George Washington JOINED THE CHAT

George Washington: I know

Liz: Hamilton!

Lafayette: Sir, he knows what to do in the trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French. I mean, Sir, you're going to have to use him eventually. What's he going to do on the bench? I mean, no one has more resilience or matches my practical, tactical brilliance! You want to fight for your land back?

George Washington: I'm gonna need my right-hand man back.

Liz: Get your right-hand man back.

Lily: cri

William Afton WOULD LIKE TO REJOIN THE UNIVERSE

Kades: NO

Liz: No! Back to the M Dimension, where you belong!

Lily: EEEEEEEEE

Liz: What I'll say when Lams becomes canon

Lily: PRIDE!

Liz: I'm PAN

Kades: PETER!

Tony: Oh yeah, he's still banned.

Peter CAME BACK INTO THE CHAT

Peter: Seriously?

Peter WAS KICKED OUT OF THE CHAT BY NOBODY

Wow. Who's Nobody?

I think it's a reference to the Odyssey

Lily: I don't know what i am

Liz: Ok but seriously Bill's about to fight us

Kades: Ummmm... Guys? Stop being gullible this is a chatbox not much harm to cause here....

Liz: The word gullible is written on the ceiling.

Lily: Oh! You're right!

Kades: Wait it is? ...Oh, it is.

Bill Illuminachoed the universe, SPICY CHEDDAR FLAVOR

Liz: The chatterbox is apparently really happy about the flavor. Also, why does it tell us when something giant in the universe happens?

Bill: BECAUSE I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ford: Liar. If you did, we'd all be gone and the universe would be messed up already under your tyrannical reign.

I LOVE SPICY CHEDDAR!!!!!!

SRSLY BRO? SPICY CHEDDAR IS THE WORST!!!

Bill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Liz: Well, I like sour cream and onion! No, wait. That's Pringles

Kades: Have you tried Macaroni Pringles? They are good!

Tony: Okay, but what about Stark Raving Hazelnuts Ice cream?

Stephen: A bit chalky.

Kades: There is also a Bacon Flavor!

Kades: Are we still talking about chip flavors???

Kades: Replace every vowel in your name with "oob"

Kades: I am Koobdoobn!

Stephen: Mine would be Stoobphoobn... Stroobngoob

Lily: mine is Loobly

Tony: Hah! My name is Toobny Stoobrk. ...huh.

Kades: Hooblloob oobm Koobdoobn!

Kades: Oob spooboobk OobLoobtoobn! (I am speaking Ooblatin!)

Lily: nerf guns pewpew

Kades: Whoobroob oobs oobvryoobnoob? (Where is everyone?)

Lily: doob doob doob-doob oobm oobm hoobroob

Kades: That is not Ooblatin that's just you typing "oob" over and over again...

Lily: blyat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz: Mine would be Oobloobzoobboobth. Kaden, why did you do this?

Tony: What has this world come to?

Stephen: I wish I knew...

Mabel: Dipper, you're great at your hacking thingy. Get Petey back in!

Epsilon: It's fine, I can do it.

PETER JOINED THE CHAT

Peter: Took you guys long enough

??? JOINED THE CHAT. GET RID OF IT!!!!

???: I'm a person not an... itson?

Kades: Go away you stupid stupid punctuation what makes you think we want you here?

???: You make me sad...

??? LEFT THE CHAT

Stephen: I was a fool to think Tony's grammar was the worst

Kades: Monty Python reference. NOICE!

Lily: WoW...

Kades: We should celebrate 60 pages of...this...

Dan JOINED THE CHAT

Stephen Ng JOINED THE CHAT

Hosuh JOINED THE CHAT

Kades: DANTDM!?!?!?!?!

Kades: I thought Strange was already here...

Kades: ME!?!?!?!

Hosuh: I don't think this is Applebee's

Lily: :3 eee *fangirling hard*

Liz: Danplan?

Dan: Uh yeah. Are you guys crazy people?

Hosuh: Dan! That's so rude!

Liz: To answer your question- yes.

Lily: 61st PAGE!!!!!! wOw

Mabel: Hello, new friends!

Dipper: Mabel! We don't know them!

Lily: *happiness noise* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dan: Oh no. A fangirl...

Lily: Sorry! I just was a little overexcited! <:)

Hosuh: So I just read the chat and I'm a little confused.

Stephen Ng: We've had weirder conversations

Liz: I'm so sorry

Lily: 'Tis very weird.

Ford: I also read the chat and am currently wondering if you're mentally unstable.

Mabel: Like us!

Lily: *internally screaming very, very loudly* i HaVe CrIpPlInG dEpPrEsIoN

Kades: Grammarly is screaming after looking at this...

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Sorry, guys! That's all I have for now. Hope you enjoyed this, though. As you can see, my friends and I can be crazy. Also, I wrote for Stephen, Tony, Epsilon/Church, Logan, Roman, Virgil and Peter's sides, Kath wrote for only herself, while Kaden wrote for everyone else. The chatterboxes, Joey, Thanos, ???, DC, and the others. 

There are jokes in here we made up together, like Youtube demonetizing you if you say heck and T'Challa saying leave or be leaved (Kaden got that from when Ayo said 'move or be moved in Civil War)

[If you notice any personal information in this, please, please, please point it out. I've gone through it, but I may have missed something. My friends shouldn't get abused because of me.]

Also, Stupid Us Quotes is basically the weirdest quotes we've actually said. I may post it. Like this one, it would be continuing after being published, as we say a lot of dumb things. 

[We mean no offense to DC fans by hating on your franchise. It is amazing in lore. We were merely alluding to the lesser quality of the recent movies (except Wonder Woman) Sorry if we offended you in any way.]

{Updated on 8/21/19}

Never be Cruel and Never be Cowardly. See ya!