Hey guys! I have even more ideas so let's do this. But I'll give you a meme first.

Expectation:

Reality:

I hope at least one of you get the joke. If you don't, I'll explain it at the end. Anyway, off into the great wide somewhere! *gallops away clacking coconuts together*

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Added fandom: Sanders Sides

Ship: Prinxity and Logicality

Timeline: Infinity War

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Third Person POV:

Everyone was preparing for the Battle with Thanos. Quill, Drax, and Roman were cleaning their weapons. Peter and Tony were making sure their gear was working right. Mantis and Patton were working on their skills together since they were both empaths. Virgil was worrying about every outcome, an exasperated Dr. Strange trying and failing to reassure him. Logan was keeping watch for Thanos.

They found a problem in Quill's gun, and Logan spotted Thanos. "He's coming at the wrong time. We'll never be able to get the clog fixed in time!" He exclaimed quietly. Virgil was walking out of the clearing and ran gay into Thanos. He growled and Virgil hissed at him. He wisely backed away. Everyone except for the other traits were staring in confusion and shock.

Tony glanced at the other traits. "I'm sorry, did he just hiss at him?" He asked, wide-eyed. Roman nodded as if it were completely normal. "Is- is this normal?" Dr. Strange asked, baffled. "Yep. He hisses at people when he's getting annoyed with them. This would be one of those times." Roman explained.

2.

Added Fandom: Red vs Blue
Ship(s): None
Timeline: Unknown

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Third Person POV:

Carolina sighed. "You can come out, Theta. No one will hurt you." She promised. Theta peeked out from behind Wash's boot. "Sorry! Everyone is just so... big and... tall." She squeaked. Stephen smirked. "You're the first to think Tony's big and tall." He joked. If looks could kill, Stephen would be long dead under Tony's burning glare.

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Added Fandom:
Ship(s):
Timeline:

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Everyone turned toward the doors to the Sanctum as Peter Parker rushed in and closed the doors behind him, panting heavily. Strange didn't pause. "What's going on out there?" He asked. "Alien spaceship coming out of the sky. Kinda looks like a dount." Peter replied, straightening. "Is there anyone injured?" Tony asked warily.

"There was this one guy who was shot, but he kinda had it coming, honestly," Peter explained. "What? Why?" Bruce asked. "When I got to him and asked where he was hurt, he said he was shot in the lap," Peter told them. Church appeared beside him. "Some people are idiots." He muttered.

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Hey, guys! Sorry, it's been a long time since I updated this book. This is the third of four crazy days I'm having in a row, and two of them are the weekend. I had to turn in a project Friday, Saturday and Sunday(today) I'm at the last ConDFW ever, and Monday is going to contain a Benchmark. So that will be fun.

If you were at ConDFW in Fort Worth, Texas, then, please! Tell me about it in the comments section below. Maybe we were at the same panel or something.

The joke, in the beginning, was from Monty Python's Flying Circus in the 1960s. The Spanish Inquisition was one of the many sketches they made in the show. Basically, someone would say, 'I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!' Then they would burst in and say, 'No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!' And every time someone says that they race to wherever that person is and burst in just to say, 'No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!'

Anyways, remember, Never Be Cruel and Never Be Cowardly. Bye!