walking home from the library and some 30 year old guy asks "u got a cig" im five feet and look 11 years old so im like "no mate i don't have a cig" he's like "oh" so i say "but i got candy" and give him a lifesaver. he looks between me and the side saver suspiciously even tho he asked a middle schooler for a cigarette and is like "but im bout to roll a joint" so i say "ok" and continued walking

then i heard him yell "im nick bu the way!" so i yelled back "cool!" and fucking NYOOMED DOWN THE STREET