me: for my assignment i have prepared 783 slides about my topic: Me Screaming About How Much I HATE Voltron For 272 Years
my non-voltron readers: do you take constructive criticism?
me: no, fuck you. first slide

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE THIS SEASON!! I H A T E IT

god i just... i'll get to WHY i hate it but im just so disappointed in this season. going to be honest, i just expected it to be so much?? better??? it was,.. a ride. and i hated it. so much.

so much shit in here wants me to leave this stupid fandom but i won't because i know in the end my characters will be happy, no matter who they end up with, and im happy but BLOODY HELL

this was written as i was watching the season so i sound so happy in the beginning but u can see i quickly get fed up with this hetero bullshit

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SPOILERS.

starting off with broganes ,,, blessed. amazing. beautiful. every sheith shipper evaporated.

.................... i feel like the sheithers will sexualities this. i don't understand how you could ship such a predatory relationship. im being honest. i can't even stomach looking at clean, safe fan art because it feels so wrong. i don't get how you could look at these flash backs and see it romantically. it kind of sickens me.

THERE IT IS BITCH THERE IT FUCKING IS IN HD ON MY SCREEN IM BLESSED I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO REUNITE IM SO DNDND

(( im kind of scared they won't reunite but ?? it seems to fake shiro and adam was TOO hyped up it doesn't make sense to kill adam off ))

EDIT: im a prophet. it's time to accept it. lauren montgomery i could smell your homophobic bullshit two seconds into the first fucking episode

@ people calling adam leaving shiro 'emotional abuse', no it ain't. shiro has left adam before. because adam says 'AGAIN' meaning shiro has left him before. so, ive said it and i'll day it again, shiro is the asshole in this situation

god i love them so much pls be happy until episode 8

the plance in this season,,, so strong. first when lance keeps talking about pidge and bringing them up in random situations in the game show, now this??

like it's not my lane but it's cute so i don't have a problem w it (just seems like they have more of a sibling bond to me)

whew lance kind of took back seat in this one and was way less emotional about seeing his family then i thought? he didn't even THINK about staying on earth he knew he had to defend god i love him

EDIT: this is where i get pissed lmao

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what the fuck

keith,,, a straight? we decided to unstan forever. he's gay. GAY. he is gayer then simon spier i settle for no more no less

like it's obvious they're going to be a romantic pair (or just be close?? romance is more likely). jesus damn christ

the fandom will be in FLAMES and straight keith hcs will go wild and call acxa x keith 'the top ship',,, i don't think imis ready for that type of shit on my dash board.

congrats voltron, you could have made literally any other paldian besides lance straight ,,, and u,,, chose keith. keith. U CHOSE THE CHARACTER NOT ONE, NOT O N E PERSON IN THE FANDOM THINKS IS STRAIGHT

expect kallura shippers but they're all five year olds

wow I,,, need a second to breathe. i want klance to be canon. they did all that coding, so for them to,,, not use it?

going to be honest, i feel used. they queerbaited us. im not sugarcoating it. they snuck in all that shit, they coded, they knew how it would be interpreted, to queerbait us. fanon klance will live on because we have enough shit to keep it going.

i think it's light wipe a majority of the canon klancers but im still strong. i hope dreamworks understands how forcing acxa and keith together just doesn't make sense and will make a lot of people angry.

im not honestly ready to see keith flirt with this girl. acxa, lesbian icon, stop. you're hot but ,,,.,,..,, stop.

ITS BEEN THREE FUCKING YEARS

why does voltron keeping screwing up its fucking timeline i swear to bloody hell

so since they've been in space a year, plus three years, it's been four years since they've been on earth. shit, it's been six years for keith.

starting to get worried if shiro and adam will reunite.

you can't see it, but here acxa smiles fondly at keith when she says "my own path" and the camera zooms into keiths face and he smiles at her as well.

they caring like they fucked or some shut chill

me w any other voltron ship (except sheith lmao): listen, it's not my lane, but i respect it. cool ship idea!
me w acxa x keith: do y'all hear sumn?? is... is that the wind?

maybe if i ignore it'll go away

im not a hardcore lance stan but i stg im getting tired of him being played off as the dumb one. im Y'all getting really pissed.

can lance just snap already and turn dark or something dear god the "dumb character" trope is getting tiring

also after all the shit he's gone through being referred to as 'the dumb one' by everyone in that episode has to do something. ik voltron is scared of actually doing shit with the paldians besides keith and shiro but u have such an arc in front of u let him SNAP

this is gay. this is so gay. dear lord

keith also picks lance in this bc 'didn't want to be stuck w lance' ok,..., sure. im referring to keith as hetero now and again bc im so disappointed in god.

why would god let this happen. this is why im not christian

hetero shut the fuck up

also let's unpack this!

god, hunk's character so far? godly. this is HIS SEASON. he stopped them from dying. HIM. he wants to go home so bad but he still saw logically even when the other paldians were forcing him not too.

uhhhh and his arc w his parents? outsold everything. he was so amazing this season, and god im so happy. hunk is so pushed aside for obvious reasons, and if it was keith or lance in his position everyone would hop on this but wow, it feels so good to win

also i really dislike keith this season

like i get it he's the leader he's older blah blahhh but he was just so edgy and yeah he smiled but it wa son battle and ndndd i don't know. his bonding w hunk was great but for some reason i just really didn't like him that much?

of course he's still my faviourite but im not sure what sets me off. maybe im just really unsettled by acxa or how rude he was and brash

oh my god. oh my god. i can't believe they did this.

i knew he died. i knew what episode and shit but god. it really hurt. i can't believe the studio did that.

acting like we get this great lgbt rep but then you fucking kill half of it and hey don't even reunite. that was such a big reason as to why i wanted to love this season.

i wanted that shot normalized. i was so happy the gay couple got the happy ending.

im just disappointed in this show. most of the kids watching that will think adam was just a really close friend of shiros or some shit. they literally did the bury your gays trope, and acted like they were progressive

god.

they didn't even reunite. like i predicted it, but god. it hurts so much. i expected better.

i can't get over how they acted like they were so amazing for adam and shiro but then literally don't even let them meet and write it so it looks they like could just be close friends.

and the fact no one comforts shiro is so much worse. i would be destroyed. but no one offers any solace for him as his ex fiancé's death is just ignored. it's so sad.

ugh this heith contact im being FED!!

i have this super cute heith comic i wanted to make a heith chapter about but it was the only heith art i could find so i couldn't. im so happy bc now there will definitely be enough heith to make a chapter on!!

wow guys how incredibly shocking not like i predicted it twice

this season is so disappointing.

like... wow. think im going to get back into percy jackson or some shit bc i can't even,,, wow

things i liked
- the atlas crew was nice
- HUNK!!!
- romelle uGh queen
- the families!

what i disliked
- keith x acxa
— the adashi queerbait
- lance and his dumb character trope
- allurance bc they said he wouldn't be a rebound but guess what he's a rebound sigh
- keiths character
- too much shit
- earth in apocalypse i don't like it take it back