Here are some funny stories

1) I am walking around at the hotel, and there are cabins. Mkay?

So they have decks..

And there were four people sitting on their deck, outside and all...

But all four of them are silently sitting on their phones.

Why.

2) So I was at the store at Yosemite (it's a bootiful place, you should go)

But there were these kids there

And holy turdles they ask the weirdest questions

Like "What does a comb taste like" and "is the united States considered a country" and I'm liek wut

Anyways that's all I can think of rn

How are you?