Heh I'm funny

Sit down children.

*some unknown force pushes you down into a chair and you find yourself chained to it tightly and every time you move something pokes your back*

NO POINT IN RUNNING NOW MUHAHAHAHAH

So anyways, I'm sitting at dinner with mom, dad, and small child. Earlier me and child were home alone. So my dad at dinner asks if we broke anything and he needs to know about it.

Well I said no, then I paused and said

"Wait... Well, my sanity broke but that was years ago."

My dad shakes his head and turns to my mom, and says "I'm not paying for therapy."

DID YOU LAUGH

YOU BETTER HAVE

OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOUR SOUL