POWER POINT
fictional characters i'd marry in a heartbeat

happy valentine day!! to celebrate i thought i could do a powerpoint presentation on the fictional characters i am in love with. and i would also accept their marriage proposal and that's saying a lot because i don't want to get married. (i've ordered them by name because for some i can't choose who i like more).

this is inspired by stilestastic who did a powepoint with her celebrity crushes a few years ago in her misc book, also by nicole rafiee's "men i would cheat on my boyfriend with" video, and by millica begecki's "my childhood crushes but they progressively start to look like owen wilson" video. (i'll link both videos in the comments they're so funny).

PROS :
     - smart. he solved many escape rooms

     - poor little meow-meow. idk that's his energy

     - supportive. in the second movie, he's so nice and supportive towards zoey and i'm like aww 🎶that should be me🎶

     - had me weak at the knees in the second movie. i can't explain why it's probably just the supportiveness. (i watched this movie on vacation and i didn't have many movies downloaded so the only two men i could obsess over on my screen were ben and country bo burnham).

CONS :
     - left me indifferent in the first movie. i watched it a long time ago so i don't really remember. i either hated or didn't care about the characters (except zoey. ily).

     - zoey deserves some happiness. they aren't romantically involved (yet) but him and zoey are so adorable i can't get in between that.

help i've recently fallen down a finnick odair rabbit hole and i can't get up.
*i have not read the books yet this is movies only*

PROS :
     - look at that man. if i was capitol i would have given my life savings (in the second quarter quell) so he could win. sam clarflin is amazing and i love the louis partridge younger finnick fancast but hear me out : aliocha schneider :

     - kind

     - charming as hell. this man is a menace

     - selfless. i'm choosing to count it as a pro because he's helping people and the greater good.

CONS :
     - none

     - selfless. it's a negative because he dies. GODDAMN IT FINNICK

     - d4 is in california (?). idk where it actually is but i assume it's california since there are a lot of beaches and i hate hot weather so no thank you

     - i would become a capitol target. i can't live with that kind of stress

     - he dies. rip legend. i always forget he dies. i like to live in denial

PROS :
     - the only man who deserves rights. he's kind, he respects women, in the late 1800's he best-friends a black man (bash ily) and offers him to stay at his house.

     - period drama. period drama men are just superior.

     - had me in the chokehold in 2019. if gilbert blythe didn't have you fanning yourself every time he was on screen then you're a lesbian.

i wanted to share that i wrote on a gilbert blythe moodboard "#ahh gilbert blythe the reason i will die alone because no men could be him"

CONS :
     - oblivious. i won't make the first move and i doubt he will

     - i would not trust him with time-sensitive tasks. at 12pm in charlottetown pei he said "toronto... it's imperative i arrive today" and like not to burst your bubble gilbert but it takes 17 hours by car so i can't imagine how long in a 1800's train (this isn't that serious but i am canadian so it is)

PROS :
     - THAT archer suit. i am physically attracted to that archer suit

     - gorgeous

     - funny

     - perfect

     - marry me please and thank you

CONS :
     - hawkeye is her favorite avenger. nothing against him but he's just so boring

PROS :
     - 💕her💕

     - beautiful hair

     - passport photo scene. i was procrastinating watching moon knight but i saw a gifset of layla taking passport photo and i immediately fell in love and started watching the show

     - can speak french. in the show, she reads a poem in french. so we could speak french together

     - ot3 with marc. the bisexual lighting boat scene changed me

CONS :
     - literally none

PROS :
     - hot

     - supportive

     - hallmark ass face. this man has the face of a hallmark christmas movie love interest all the 40 years old mothers love and like i'm halfway there so...

     - ot3 with fallon. fallon is played by liz gillies and she's a girlboss. i have no choice but to be in love with her

CONS :
     - none

     - his mother is crazy. laura van-kirk is one crazy bitch (derogatory) and i hope she burns in hell

PROS :
     - can sing

     - kind. "she killed people" it was the hunger games she had no choice. "she didn't say anything about mayfair getting murdered" the bitch had it coming.

     - rachel zegeler. she is amazing stop the hate please.

     - 2 month situationship haunted a man for 65 years

CONS :
     - fell in love with snow aka walking red flag 🚩. i am stronger than most of y'all because i wanted to punch that bitch the second he was on screen.

PROS :
     - cutie. no one loves you like i do

     - nose (ish) cut. this is literally a problem like a character gets a nose cut and i'm on one knee

     - lisa vicari. she's gorgeous

     - the bangs are doing it for me. something lgbtq happened to me when bts pictures of alt martha were posted.

CONS :
     - was in her relationship with her *spoiler*. she didn't knew but still...

     - universe before me. she wants to save the universes really badly so i think i would come second.

     - killed her one night stand. she was kinda forced to but i fear what she would do to me

     - i can't choose one martha. i love both worlds marthas i can't choose one

PROS :
     - he looks sexy in red

CONS :
     - he is a red flag

blame kristyn's book, what we do in the shadows, for this new bigger nancy appreciation.

PROS :
     - badass. ✨women with guns✨

     - smart

     - fashion icon. season 1 especially it was LOOK after LOOK

     - saving her from the steve jonathan triangle. this is so unnecessary. i thought everyone was over nancy and steve and i never really cared for nancy and jonathan. (nancy me or robin will save you)

CONS :
     - season 3 looks. nancy... what was that

*teen natalie scatorccio*
PROS :
     - sophie thatcher. half the reason i watched yellowjackets.

     - badass. ✨women with guns✨

     - saving her from travis. controversial maybe?? but i really don't like travis. i find him really annoying and he was slut shaming nat like all the time in season 1.

CONS :
     - her taste in men. see : travis

*i have not seen the spider-man trilogy so... sorry i guess*
PROS :
     - dork. he's adorable

     - nerd. nerd or geeks are my weakness. peter could explain the entire star-wars lore and i'd listen to every second.

     - photography. i also do photography so we could have photography dates that could be fun. and like having old cameras as decorations or something.

     - tasm 1 & 2. on a tasm 2 peter gifsets i said "#the 5th gif is a menace to society. this whole movie is a menace to society. he looks so good" (the 5th gif is him looking at gwen in the park) & on a tasm 2 gifset of peter and gwen talking in the park i wrote "#if my future boyfriend isn't tasm peter parker then i don't want him"

     - spider-man funko. i have a spider-man funko and i can kinda hold his hand. i'm feeding the delusions. (that's the closest i've ever been to holding a boy's hand)

CONS :
     - tasm 1 & 2. he looks so good it's a menace to society. also rip gwen

     - spider-man shenanigans. i would be so stressed and as i've mentioned i can't handle any stress

     - i WILL get thrown off a high place. ended well for most but rip gwen (again)

*teen shauna shipman only*
PROS :
     - sophie nélisse. the other half reason i watched yellowjackets.

     - goddamn nose cut (again)

     - i love her

CONS :
     - killed people. it was for survival but that's still fucked up and also you know *spoiler*

     - slept with her best-friend's boyfriend. (this happens in the first episode that's not really a spoiler) that was a really shitty thing to do.

     - impulsive. can mention anything because that's spoilers but if you know you know.

     - i would probably end up like *spoiler*. there's 2 people and that's no faiths i'd like to suffer.

PROS :
     - THAT polo. (the 4x04 dear billy polo) on a gifset of steve being bitchy while leaning on nancy's dresser i said "#i have not been the same woman since this episode aired #(because of running up that hill obviously but more importantly because of that goddamn polo)" & gifset on steve accepting max's letter "#that polo changed my life" & bts picture of steve in the polo "#since may 27 2022 not a day goes by where i don't think about Steve Harrington in THAT polo shirt"

     - hotter with blood on his face (& nose cut). gifset of steve apologizing in the byers doorstep i said "#steve harrington with blood on his face my beloved" & gifset of steve sitting on the hood of his car with a coke can to his eye i said "#that nose cut is so sexy to me" & gifset of steve in the upside down someone said "#the more bloody and dirty this man is the hotter he becomes" and i agree

     - like a wine gets finer every season.
season 1 : he was okay but the nose cut did it for me. season 2 : that red sweater in the finale? i fell in love. season 3 : sailor outfit. season 4 : THE POLO. season 5 :

     - idiot (affectionately). on a gifset of steve saying is vecna like a clockmaker or something i wrote "#he's so dumb i want him"

CONS :
     - season 1. thanks again to kristyn's book i am reminded of how shitty of a person steve was

     - my unhinged tags on tumblr. i apologize to all the poor gif makers.

     - he wants 6 children

     - i'd have his 6 children. i am terrified of getting pregnant like the thought of something "growing" inside of me terrifies me, also the changes it does to your body, and all the long-lasting effects and the consequences and not to mention the pain. that being said steve harrington want six children : i am just a [retracted].

*the tv show character not the actual person. just wanted to make that clear*
PROS :
     - the goddamn gold dress. changed my life

     - she's a cinnamon roll. she so adorable i can't

     - MY bisexual* awakening. it was the goddamn gold dress. (*i am unlabelled i just use bisexual for the joke)

CONS :
     - cheated on her husband (but i understand her). it was with emily who is played by hailee steinfeld and like who wouldn't??

FINAL THOUGHTS
thank you for reading all of this. i'm curious who are fictional characters you're absolutely in love with?

also i'm thinking powerpoints either for next year or maybe for pride month : bisexual panic duos or fictional women i was in love with but i didn't realize growing up.