MOVIE/TV REACTIONS
not being an egypt obsessed kid caught up to me

hi! welcome to my moon knight "live tweet" i hope you enjoy reading my random thoughts and i invite you to share yours if you have any.

for context i was supposed to watch the first episode march 30 (when it got out on disney +) then watch the new episodes as they released, but because i love to procrastinate more than anything i waited until a month later. (but i did watch the season finale when it got out).

(i am also really living a dangerous life because i don't have the moon knight spoilers blocked on tumblr but it's fine because i don't know what's going on)

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— ep 1
-what was that opening scene

-i was ready to jam to the marvel intro im so mad

-wasn't that the museum sersi worked at or took a picture of in the eternals?

-who's talking to steven?

-i'm sensing a cult

-*steven trying to give the scallop but this body refusing to* spidey sense

-the seat on the north american side but he drives on the road the european side? I'm so confused

-a flip phone as a weapon yes this is gonna do a lot of damage

-why are the lights flickering this isn't stranger things

-the demogorgon?? this is stranger things

-I'm sorry but my thought now are not ~that~ good

-the credits are really cool though

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— ep2
-yes the marvel intro i can jam

-i have no idea what's going on i wasn't an Egypt obsessed kid

-why did it pause omg this is so funny

-LAYLA 💕 I love her hair so much

-does may calamawy speak french because she's really good

-props to both of them i could actually understand what they were saying

-the oui oui is killing me

-*sees purple magic* Agatha??

-"stephen, about Layla fighting a guy : that was awesome" me : I see Steven is also a member of the i like my woman badass club

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— ep 3
-i fell in love with Layla solely because of a gif set of the scene where she's taking passport photo

-harrow : *looking for the tomb with his little scallop floating around* my brain : mincraft player looking for the portal to the end be like

-*marc blacking back in*

-are they reusing the same multiple personalities plot as iron fist? The weaker kinda dumbass (steven/mary), the solider (marc/walker), and the even more dangerous secret identity no one knows about

-i love the neon lighting also I'm starting to see why people are obsessed with oscar isaac

-the absolute bisexual panic this scene is giving me

-batman?? (i am joking don't come for me)

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— ep 4
-the music playing during the marvel intro is really good

-*about layla and steven kissing* omg marc's gonna kill him

-LAYLA ARE YOU OKAY

-steven : alexander the great. me, who's knowledge on egyptian mythology is limited to knowing the name anubis because of house of anubis :

-omg is he dead? Is this what everyone was referencing when they said they were in tears because of the new moon knight episode

-why are we watching indiana jones (i know this isn't actually indiana jones)

-BINGO

-this is feeling like an "and i woke up" story i hate this

-what is happening i am so confused

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— ep 5
-got to love a pre final backstory episode

-there's no way the water would have risen that fast

-i am so confused were the first 4 episodes real or is he imagining it all

-oscar isaac is a really good actor

-oh no people that were saying they were in tears were referencing steven dying

-IS MARC DEAD??

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— ep 6
-marc : *in the fields of reeds*. me : 🎶 SO WAIT FOR ME IN FIELDS OF GOLD🎶 (the 100 fans will know what song im referencing but the song is Other Side by GAITS)

-why do all marvel villain have an obsession with balance

-layla kill him with his stormbreaker wannabe

-it's a bird, it's a plane, it's gally's eyebrows, no it's marc spector

-LAYLAAAAAAAA

-ohhh i love layla's suit i need a funko pop of this outfit

-im gonna be honest i don't care about khonshu and ammit fighting

-layla are you okay??

-marc *getting killed by harrow*. also marc : 🎶jessus take the wheel🎶

-*layla easily cutting the moon weapon* are you telling me she could have freed herself all this time

-WHAT??

-if it ends like this i swear

-it ended like this

-*a men without love playing* this song is actually good

-jake lockley isnt that one of Liam's name in Dynasty (updated its jack lowden)

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— final thoughts

-this is my wife layla, and this is her husband marc, which is also my husband

-i wasn't a big fan after episode 1 but now i am and i love it! It was so fun and this is definitely in the top marvel shows (probably tied with hawkeye but not over wandavision)

-I'm really excited to see both layla and steven/marc/jake in future projects of the mcu

-i was scrolling though the moon knight tag on tumblr and some people are shipping steven and marc (as if im surprised) but it's literally making my blood boil like I'm so mad. so here's a psa that if you ship incest/selfcest there's something deeply wrong with you and you should get help

-also there's khonshu fanfics (and like to each their own but also that's a skeleton bird)

-that's all i hope you enjoyed reading my rambling and feel free to leave your thoughts on moon knight

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