Yo frens today I got skul but I'm late lol

It is da first day ffs

I swag in class even tho I'm late still gatta keep m'kool

First class: science

Great, time to sleep again!!

Da tweecha walked in

He kinda looks good

But whateva he'll ganna be boring as fuck cuz isn't that what skuls do to ppl

He's about to say something then some dumb kid whined
"Fucking science good-bye"

He'll die lol you don't test teachers' limit

But then the tweecha said but more loudly

"Alright motherfuckers"

Over half of the class gasped including me

Wait I was just yawning lolz

Da kool tweecha continued

"Teechers do swear but they only hide it cuz dem liars"

Wow I love him already

"Okay so I ain't here to tell y'all how sex works cuz all of y'all know that already"

"Actually I'm gonna get fired so why not hav sum fun"

"TRUE!!"
some random kid said outloud

Then eventually eberibady joined and cheered for our new-and-so-cool tweecha

Then one of them mumbled
"But we're supposed to learn how [insert science things] works today!"

The teacher stopped smiling and bombed

"Oh so you'll have to learn it yoselv den miss INSUFFERABLE KNOW-IT-ALL"

"just kidding go smoke sum weed gurl I ain't have no time to teach anything and y'all ain't have no time to study eitheir lifes too short enjoy it while u stil ken fuckers"

The class all clapped including me

"Okay, so who want yoselv sum good good fried chicken drumticks and wings"

THEY ALL CHEERED AND SHOUT SO HARD I WANT TO RIP MI EAR OFF

Buy still won't ever deny some good fastfood

"LETS GO!!"

All of us ran after the most perfect amazingly kind tweecha to go eat

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