Joker,  Two-Face and Mystique 

There were three villains who plagued my childhood

They conjured up mischief to make me do no good

Try as I might, I couldn't chase them away

It seemed they would always get their way

They were Mystique, Two-Face and the Joker

But then one day I had a great idea

A way to tell myself that I could free ya

I conjured up a grandiose scheme

that would make the four of us a team

Me, Mystique, Two-Face and the Joker

And as I matured with meticulous morals,

no stress of good and evil quarrels

I now became the villain of the piece

and let all those shenanigans release

with Mystique,

Two-Face

and the

Joker