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Title: Texting Santa Claus

Prompt: A letters-to-Santa inspired texting fic

Synopsis: When a boy's kid sister texts "Santa Claus" who turns out to be a snarky girl who is actually pretty nice

Requirements: Write asap bc I wasted all my time messing around on the piano lmao

OK THIS IS CRAP WTF

I WROTE THIS SO BADLY

I WANT TO FINISH IT BUT I DONT HAVE TIME BC I NEED TO "TALK TO MY COUSINS" AND "STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE" (direct quotes from my mom)

DECEMBER 10 / 9:34 AM

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

Dear Santa Claus,

I wud liek a pony for Christmas. I have ben very good this yer. Thank yoo from Lindsey 

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

ok sure honey I'll get you that pony

(xxx) xxx-xxx

OMG IM SO SORRY THAT WAS MY SISTER

HOLY CRAP

IM SORRY

WRONG NUMBER

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

ok but does ur phone not have autocorrect

like how were there that many misspellings

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

Idk

She's 5

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

aww how cute

can you feel how much I don't care?

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

Wow, savage much?

But shoot I'm so sorry for bothering you

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

no no no I'm sorry I was joking-

I have a demented sense of humor

(xxx) xxx-xxxx

🤦‍♂️ 

I'm so dumb

I never pick up on sarcasm

(xxx) xxx-xxxx changed (xxx) xxx-xxxx's name to kid sister wants a pony

kid sister wants a pony changed (xxx) xxx-xxxx's name to Sarcastic Person

Sarcastic Person

really?

kid sister wants a pony

Yes

Now why exactly is this my contact name?

Sarcastic Person

bc it is

deal w it

kid sister wants a pony

Ok ok whatever

Btw are you a boy or girl?

Sorry if this is prying but I want to specify more on your contact name

Sarcastic Person

female, she/her

kid sister wants a pony changed Sarcastic Person's name to Sarcastic Female

kid sister wants a pony

Much better

Sarcastic Female

politely,

what the flip

kid sister wants a pony

It's perfect

Sarcastic Female changed kid sister wants a pony's name to jerk

jerk

HEY

Sarcastic Female

serves u right

jerk

Ok how about we start over

Hi, I'm Sebastian. I'm 16, male he/him, and I'm not a pedo so don't worry

What about you?

Sarcastic Female

fine 

Ava, female she/her, also 16 and not a pedo

happy?

jerk changed Sarcastic Female's name to Avacado 🥑 

Avacado 🥑 changed jerk's name to that crab from the little mermaid 🦀 

that crab from the little mermaid 🦀 

...

Why?

At least mine was clever

Avacado 🥑 

in ur dreams 😂

and just bc

all right mr lobster

I have to go

talk to you hopefully never again

that crab from the little mermaid 🦀 

Ok bye Ava!

Avacado 🥑 

I'm already regretting responding to u

DECEMBER 10 / 5:56 PM

that crab from the little mermaid 🦀 

Hello again

I just had a quick question

Avacado 🥑 

has anyone told u that u text like a grandpa

Avacado 🥑 changed that crab from the little mermaid 🦀's name to grandpa crab

grandpa crab

Ok so

When my sister texted you

We had looked up the North Pole area code

Are you actually from the North Pole?

Avacado 🥑 

yes actually

I'm one of Santa's elves

but not the ones that make the toys for the good children

I find the coal to give to the bad ones

grandpa crab

You know, I can't even tell if you're joking or not

grandpa crab changed Avacado 🥑's name to Avacado Elf

Avacado Elf

I'm joking

grandpa crab

Ok good

Avacado Elf

I live in the United States

I honestly don't know how you got my number

anything else u want to know?

grandpa crab

No

Have a good evening!

Avacado Elf

my god

have a good evening

~~~~~WELCOME to day seven

this is crap and i'm going to fix it at some point but i'm sick and i just can't deal with it right now-