so eating apples is a challenge for me

but i didnt know i struggled this much

*in health class*

teacher: *gives us all apples and pretty much says a speech about giving thanks. its still october but ok* now eat the apple and savor the flavor

everyone else: *eats a apple normally*

me: uh.... *tries doing it how everyone else did*

brain: HOLD THE FUCK ON THAT AIN'T HAPPENIN THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOPE.

me: hm... i lost two top front teeth last year halloween...wait

*shoves apple through teeth, making a bite mark in it*

*does it again and closes mouth*

*successfully has bitten and ate a apple*

me: i did it!...my teeth hurt