*yesterday*

me: *makes a joke to mom*

mom:....your jokes give me anxiety. i worry for your future

*today*

me: h-hey dad *joke replayd in my head and i giggle*

dad: *looks at me with the: wtf do you want now look* whay

me: *laughing and crying*

dad: just say it

me: *cant say it and cries more*

dad: *leaves*

me: *runs into the living room with a better joke* ;D

dad: what

me: where do two meatballs go to get massages

mom: where do two meatballs go to get massages??

dad: ???

me: the spa-getti :DD

mom: i dont want to.see your face for the rest of the night

me: :DDDDD