* im letting the book marinate. im totally not being lazy. ofc not. totally not lazy. yup. *

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eating ass and touching grass
[ today 9:27 PM ]

bachira
YOO

rin's whore
omg not bachira...
sorry i had a bad
dream abt u bruh

bachira
what-

isagi
hey

jingo moron
i just got out of the
shower and can finally
relax for once and you
asshats had to text the
chat huh? guess who's
gonna spam from now
on and ruin things?

chigiri
you?

jingo moron
NO

rin's whore
it's me ☝️😩

jingo moron
her 🤨

rin's whore
shush
you know you love me
you're my fav moron <3

jingo moron
as if that makes
anything better tf?

rin's whore
it doesn't???
k

niko
uhh
do you guys do this often?

kunigami
text?
yeah
like everyday lol

niko
oh
alright

rin's whore
hi niko :]

niko
uh hi

chigiri
lol, don't be fooled

jingo moron
shes fucking unhinged

rin's whore
IM LITERALLY NOT
im hung 😩

nagi
as in hung over? or???

rin's whore
HUNG LIKE A DOOR
that's what i mean 🤨

nagi
I don't get it
Ok

rin's whore
thank you
no further questions

jingo moron
no one cares

rin's whore
KISS MY ASS

aryu
oh um wow
what did i walk into?

barou
why the fuck has that
steroid motherfucker
been typing for the last
ten minutes already

tokimitsu
IM TRYNA THINK
OF WHAT TO SAY
i don't wanna bother you
IM SO SORRY
i don't wanna be left out

barou
fucking freak 🤨

rin
not how i wanna
spend my evening.

rin's whore
you don't have to worry!
talk all you like [1]
spend your evening
doing what? [2]

rin
talking to a bunch of
lukewarm idiots.

rin's whore
excuse me 🤨
we are ICE temperature idiots

rin
😐

rin's whore
not to shit on your head
or anything but bro

rin
wtf

rin's whore
why lukewarm????
there are so many synonyms
but you chose LUKEWARM
why not tepid?
or be spicy and say chambré

rin
that's just stupid.

rin's whore
AND "LUKEWARM" ISNT???
K 🤨

rin
whatever

rin's whore
im changing my name
i don't wanna be his
whore anymore if hes
gonna be lame and say
lukewarm instead of
something COOL

akutagawa's gf
better 😩

jingo moron
ewwwwwww
you simp for the guy
with no eyebrows??
WACK

chigiri
which guy?

kunigami
the one from BSD?

bachira
what's BSD?

nagi
burgers seeing dick

akutagawa's gf
NO WTF 😭😭
it means bungou stray dogs

nagi
oh
i was close

rin
you really weren't.

akutagawa's gf
what he said ^

nagi
k

niko
it's cold

akutagawa's gf
bundle up homie
it's getting cold

jingo moron
stfu
werent you sick the
other day bc ur dumbass
was playing in a river
even though it's cold as fuck

akutagawa's gf
☝️😟
yes BUT THATS
NOT THE POINT
AND I FELL IN
SO I CANT BE
AT FAULT OK?

jingo moron
SHUT UP HYPOCRITE

akutagawa's gf
SHUT UP TSUNDERE
ILL SMACK YOU AND
MAKE YOU SAY YOU
LOVE ME SO SO MUCH

jingo moron
gross

akutagawa's gf
yeah that would be gross tbh
ugly you liking sexy ol' me?
crazy

jingo moron
oh fuck off 😐

akutagawa's gf
no <3
can anyone pls
tell me why im
getting so fat?

jingo moron
bc ur a whale

chigiri
eating?

kunigami
you're probably not
even fat though

isagi
^^^
you're legit not fat tho

rin
because you're fat

akutagawa's gf
AYO??
THATS OUTTA POCKET

rin
i literally just restated what
you said and now you're mad

akutagawa's gf
true 👩‍🦯
NAH BUT LIKE
IVE BEEN STRESS EATING
AND NOW IM GAINING
WEIGHT SO FAST
i need to work out pls

isagi
we can workout together
when i get back from bllk

chigiri
what kind of workout?

nagi
should i *smirk* ?

kunigami
oh?

jingo moron
those weird ass
bedroom "workouts"
for two love sick
weirdos 🤨

rin
wtf

akutagawa's gf
BRO WHAT
okayyy yoichi <3

bachira
SHE WANTS IT
WTFSHSHJS

akutagawa's gf
HE AND I CAN
GO FOR A RUN
OR SOME SHIT

jingo moron
pls record it so
we can make fun
of her later for it

chigiri
lol that's prick

kunigami
i'm sure y/n looks fine
the way she is now

bachira
if you don't kiss kunigami-

akutagawa's gf
muah muah
ty kuni <3

niko
im confused

akutagawa's gf
HOLY SHIT
NIKO
I JUST SAW A PIC
OF UR FACE
AND YOURE SO CUTE
WTH
YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES

jingo moron
🤨
why are you always so
forward with everything
it's fucking GROSS

akutagawa's gf
ur just mad that u
have ugly ass eyes
and an ugly face
and ugly hair
and an ugly personality

jingo moron
DROP YOUR ADDRESS
SO I CAN BEAT UR ASS

kunigami
she's a girl
you can't go beating girls

bachira
you'll be as bad as her ex 🤭

chigiri
don't worry y/n

akutagawa's gf
COME BEAT ME UP HOE

chigiri
he wouldnt actually-
wow
alright
nvm then

kunigami
👁👁💧

akutagawa's gf
why is rin typing
text hoe
text it already

rin
i was trying to figure
out how to say fuck you
in a polite way

isagi
why polite?
you're pretty prick in general

akutagawa's gf
LMAOOO
go fucketh thou self

rin
wtf

aryu
ive run out of nail polish
my nails look disgusting
so not stylish 😭

akutagawa's gf
can u receive stuff
wherever ur at?
i'll send u some 😏

aryu
REALLY
you are absolutely amazing
i prefer black please

akutagawa's gf
i'll buy some tomorrow
and send it to u 😌

isagi
ouch
you've never
sent me anything

akutagawa's gf
what do u want🤨

isagi
Uhhhhhh
Nothing actually

akutagawa's gf
??? 🤨🤨🤨
k

jingo moron
send me some braincells
so that this bald monk
can use his fuckin brain
for once in his life

rin
send me instructions on
how to crush an annoying
antennaed bug instantly

bald monk asshat
OH

bald monk asshat added XXX-XXX-XXXX

bald monk asshat
THATS SHIDOU ^

rin
fuck no

rin left the chat

akutagawa's gf
BRING HIM BACK TF

shidou
wtf is this bahahaha
who's all these #s

kunigami
oh.

shidou
oh 💀
it's the hero who
got kicked out lol
why are you still
in this chat???

kunigami
😐

akutagawa's gf
STOPPPP
NO KUNI SLANDER
THATS MY HONEY

isagi added rin

shidou
OH
WELL IF IT ISNT
RIN-CHAN 🤡
dumbass eyelashed weirdo

rin
fucking anntenaed shithead

akutagawa's gf
👁👁💧

kunigami
quit it

shidou
the hero is here to
save the day once again

akutagawa's gf
ANYWAYS
IM GONNA GO TO BED
NO ARGUING
i'll stick a hairpin down
ur dick so listen to me

bachira
ouch

isagi
yikes

chigiri
that's unsettling

akutagawa's gf
GOOD
night baes <3
i love u
say it back

jingo moron
it back

rin
no

kunigami
love u too
night

chigiri
gn
(insert soft text)

isagi
i love you
goodnight

jingo moron
simps 🤨

akutagawa's gf
kisses MUAH
byeeee

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[ a/n : i just read a manga where the mc literally killed a guy by tearing his ass. i won't even give context nor explain. just read juujika no rokunin and find out what i mean. it's an interesting manga if you like gorey-ish things. ]