* hi i have a stabbing pain in my boobie and it hurts every time i breath omg it just went away i feel amazing now happy 20th chapter guys i love my life also special appearance of a friend of mine bc she deserves a debut *

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eating ass and touching grass
[ today 11:02 PM ]

y/n
bro
did u guys know
that female hyenas
have a penis??

isagi
What 🧍

bachira
LMAO WHAT

chigiri
y/n
just why

shidou
I JUST SEARCHED IT UP
ITS TRUE
that's some wack shit tbh

y/n
RIGHT
I WAS KINDA LIKE 😀

isagi
Why do you even know that

kunigami
fr

y/n
idk
bc mY friends r weird
this is off topic but
im sad
like my eyeballs are leaking

shidou
why u gotta say eyeballs
bcuhs now im laughing ☠️

y/n
OI FUCK YOU
IM CRYING AND YOURE
LAIYGHINT AT ME???

shidou
YA AND U CAN BLAME
THAT ON UR SHIT ASS
SPELLING AND WEAK
ECPLANASHIANS

y/n
hold awn
hold AWNNNNN
DID YOU JUST

isagi
what even is that last
word supposed to be?😭

bachira
are you dumb isagi 🙄
obviously it's supposed
to be egsplenatians 😒

jingo moron
what drug are you fuckwads on

chigiri
they're trying to spell
ex plantation
duh

hiori
lolol

nanase
im confused 😭😭

shidou
SHUT THE FUCK UP
BOWLCUT 🗿 I SPELLED
IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

y/n
NO YOU DID NOT 😭

shidou
ok since u got ur
degree and shit 🗿

y/n
THIS IS GRADE
SCHOOL LEVEL

shidou
whatever scholar wannabe 🗿

y/n
shaddup crybaby ass

shidou
stfu u banana bodied bitch

y/n
OI
OUTTA POCKET
BANANA???
YOU LOOK LIKE A
LITERAL MOTH
ON HEROIN

shidou
MOTH-

isagi
What is happening

kunigami
are they actually arguing or-

rin
🤨

shidou
shut the hell ur mouth rin
[y/n], ur probs crying bc ur
single and no one likes u 🤡

y/n
no, im crying bc i saw a
picture of your ugly ass
and it was so scarring
that the tears tried to run

shidou
but im hot
so idk what ur talkin bout

y/n
ok pussy bangs

shidou
PUSSY BANGS
JAHAJAJAH
AYO WHAT THE FUCK

y/n
BAHAJAJAKD

nagi
is cold
i lost my balnket
balnket
blanket
k

y/n
sei reminds me of a little
kid rn so lemme just
*tucks sei in bed*

jingo moron
sei??? 🤨

niko
isn't he tall as shit?

isagi
yea he's like 6ft something

nagi
6'3

shidou
i read that as "fucks sei in bed"💀

y/n
WHAT RHE FUCK RYUSEI
TAHTS SO
BYE
IM CREAMING
SCREAMING
I MEANT SCREAMING
SCREAMING
STOP
STOP
STOP TYPING
I SEE YOU ALL TYPING
S T O P

shidou renamed the chat IM CREAMING

shidou
BAHAHAHA

y/n
YOU CUCK

isagi
😭😭😭
please y/n, its late
im not supposed to laugh

kunigami
not the gc name change 💀
i forgot i was supposed to
be mad at shidou my bad

nagi
stop creaming [y/n] 🙄

y/n
STOPPP
IM NOT

bachira
quit creaming in my ear 😫

y/n
FUCK OFF
ILL BLOCK YOU ALL
one more creaming comment
and ill cream
SCREAM**
OH MY GOD

niko
stop creaming. it's bothersome.

nanase
it's bad to cream at night :/

hiori
im trying to play a game
so it'd be nice if ya didn't
cream like that :)

shidou
you talk to me once and
you're already creaming 🥶🥱
im using this 🥶 emoji
ironically ok don't attac k me

y/n
im blocking everyone in
this godforsaken chat

nagi
what is creaming

chigiri
lol
it's when you put frosting
on a cake hahaha

nagi
fr?

y/n
RYUSEI STOP TYPING
MOTHERFUCKER

shidou
it's when your partner starts
creaming around your DICK
idk why DICK is captikized
captinzied
yk what i mean 😐

nagi
oh
sex thing
ok

shidou
what a boring ass reaction

y/n
my friend just texted me

shidou
shut up

y/n
mf
im gonna boil your egg lookin ass

shidou
boil me then u mf MILF

y/n
that's a compliment SHITHEAD
guys im a milf <3

jingo moron
yea youre a milf
a Motherfucker Id Like to Fuckingkick

y/n
AYO
THATS JUST FOUL

jingo moron
cry about it 🥱
im going to sleep

y/n
i will cry abt it
GOODNIGHT JINGO <33

jingo moron
yikes 🤨
gn

shidou
what dud ur freind say
i cant spell for shut
shit

y/n
yea, can tell
wait, special appearance
made by jeanine

y/n added jeanine

jeanine
holaaa :D
pls im so awkward- 😔

y/n
hi jeanie bo beanie <3
BUT JEANINE SAID THAT
THEYRE BOYFRIEND
IS HOT AND I WAS
NATURALLY CURIOUS
SO I WAS LIKE "ok show me"
AND THEY SEND ME A PIC
OF SOME DUDE AND BRO
im sorry jeanine
BUT HE GOT MF CHEETO
DUST AS A BEARD AND IM
CRYING OMFHJDJD

jeanine
😐
i thought you were
joking when you said
you were gonna tell
your friends abt this

shidou
ayo what 💀

isagi
cheeto dust?😭

chigiri
pls 💀

kunigami
who is he?
also
hi jeanine

y/n
uhhhh
i think he's the captain
of some football team for
guys under 20 yrs old.
he looked like a fisherman
so I was surprised to hear
he plays football LMFAO

jeanine
hello :D
LMFAO AHAHAHA
NOT THE FISHERMAN

kunigami
a fisherma-

shidou
LMFAOOO
WHY A FISHERMAN?

y/n
MF IDK
HE JUST LOOKED LIKE ONE
WITH HIS SCRUFFY ASS BEARD
AND GREASY LOOKING HAIR
ok i need to stop bashing her man
i am joking jeanine
don't kill me <3

jeanine
PLSS
I CANT DISAGREE
THATS SAD
HAHAHAHA

shidou
see
she's ok with it
LMFAO

y/n
LOL FR
maybe one day we can meet
her cheeto dust bearded bf
not today bc im scared he'll
ask me to go fishing

jeanine
LMFAOO

shidou
LMFAOO
let's go fishing 🥶🎣🇺🇸

y/n
NOT THOSE EMOJIS
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
the combination is killer

shidou
im chase 🥶🎣🇺🇸🐟

(a/n: my name is chae and it was kinda horrifying to put something so close to my name)

y/n
CHASE- 😭

jeanine
LMFAOO
THATS SO RANDOM

chigiri
i cant 💀

niko
your humor is shit

y/n
don't act like you
didnt just snicker
under your breath

niko
...
are you in the same
room as me or what

y/n
yes 😈

niko
it's no wonder why i
just saw a beautiful
girl in front of me

isagi
...

chigiri
...

kunigami
...

shidou
...

jeanine
...

hiori
...

nanase
...

barou
...

bachira
...

y/n
...

niko
yea my friend used that
line on me and i wanted to
try it out for myself.
that shit was cringe.

y/n
LMFAOOO
nice try anyway
i appreciate it <3

niko
ok

y/n
OK GUYS
I GOTTA SLEEP NOW
ILL BE OFF
BYE BYE
listen to heat waves, helium
and tangerine by glass animals
OK GOODNIGHT <3

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[ a/n : listen to those three songs from glass animals and ill kiss you. jeanine is a friend from my bllk discord server!! -ibukisgf shes aiku's lover so don't get any ideas 🤨 ]