* hey *bats eyelashes* did you miss me? *

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IM CREAMING
[ today 3:22 AM ]

karasu
im bored

otoya
are you calling me boring

karasu
how tf does that correlate

otoya
bcoz u just finished texting me

karasu
ok?

otoya
so i am boring
nice

y/n
HI HI
im eating cookies rn

karasu
yo
why are you up? 🤨
don't kids have bedtimes?

y/n
MF I AM 17

karasu
get ya ass to bed 🥱

y/n
???:@/$;@/&/
I AM NOT A CHILD

karasu
sure, baby
you baby*
😟

otoya
LMAOO

y/n
LMFAOJDJSJ

karasu
shut up
it never happened 😐

otoya
whatever you say
oH
y/n, come join the vc

y/n
rn?

otoya
ye

y/n
okay
gimme a sec, rita 😮‍💨

otoya
you bitch

y/n
BAJAJSJJS

otoya
it was a mistake 🤡🤡

y/n
nah, I understand

otoya
good

y/n
we all make mistakes, rita

y/n changed otoya's name to rita

rita
fuck you

y/n
sexually enticing
me won't work 🥱🥱

karasu
when tf did you
losers get close 🤨

rita
when she tried bullying
me for my typo in the
discord server last night

y/n
wdym tried?
i DID bully him

rita
mf shut up
you literally didn't know
how to use the rythm bot

y/n
SHUT UP
I DIDNT KNOW THE PREFIX

rita
ye bcoz i changed it

y/n
🧍‍♀️

rita
:sukunawheeze:

y/n
why tf r u spelling out emotes

rita
🤨
obviously bcoz we don't have
any here dumbass

y/n
then text on discord dumbass

rita
i don't want to dumbass

y/n
that's dumb dumbass

rita
dumbass

karasu
y'all are more mediocre
than i thought you'd be 😐

y/n
MEDIOCRE-
man this is a crime
a BIRD told me im mediocre
his tatakæ ass really just called
ME mediocre but he's a whole bird

rita
LMAOO
ereh 🦤

y/n
THATS A FUCKING DODO BIRD
AHAJSKAKDK

karasu
🙃

rita
he mad

karasu
naw, y'all are just stupid

rita
same
wait

y/n
🧠🏌️‍♀️
goes far when you use it

rita
as a ball

y/n
ye 💪

rita
karasu singing now
y/n JOIN

y/n
On my way!
LMFAO WAIT
OMW*

(this is in discord so all texts are on the left)
# VC-CHAT

otei
-p i want it that way

Groovy BOT
Now playing
Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way [@otei]

tosu
YOU ARE

otei
MY FIRE

miyu
THE ONE

tosu
DESIRE

otei
BELIEVE ME

miyu
WHEN I SAY

tosu
I WANT IT THAT WAY

otei
I WANT IY RHAT WAY

miyu
LOL already?

tosu
mf YOU FUCKED IT UP

otei
it was an accident you BIRD

miyu
Why was it in all caps anyway?

otei
for spice
Y/N
you finally joined
late as shit

y/n
chill
i was taking a bath

otei
why at 3am

y/n
...
don't question me

tosu
😦

miyu
Hi y/n

y/n
hi hi :>

tosu
she went back to her
weird polite texting shit

otei
are you nervous now

y/n
MF DONT EXPOSE ME

miyu
LMAO
It's fine, I get it
You don't have to feel nervous around me lol
I'm just plain Yukimiya

y/n
miyu 👫

miyu
👫

otei
"plain yukimiya"
says the pretty boy model

miyu
You think I'm pretty? Thanks! 😮‍💨

otei
bruh

miyu
LMAOO

y/n
model??:$/&:&

miyu
Lol yea

y/n
P-P-PICS?
do you have insta?

miyu
Ahhh yeah i do
It's just yukimiyakenyu
I don't post a lot

y/n
says the dude with 67 posts

miyu
That's... 😅
Silence

otei
silence wench 🦤

y/n
mf-
i think rita is tryna fight

otei
LET IT GO

y/n
LEAVE ME ALONE

otei
smh
women
always bringing up old shit 🙄

y/n
yea, im like a mf plunger 🥱 Deal Wit It

otei
shut up whale

y/n
no u

otei
no I
fuck
f uck
shut up

y/n
AHAHAHS

tosu
played ya self 🤡

miyu
Autocorrect kills 😔 but it does not lie

y/n
PLS

otei
fuck you

tosu
put a song or playlist

otei
-p stfu and do it yourself mf

y/n
its almost 4 🧍‍♀️
why are you guys still up?

miyu
Dunno
We even have a match tomorrow LMAO

tosu
don't models need beauty sleep or whatever shit you pretty dudes talk about?

y/n
i need beauty sleep 😔 i be looking like choso

otei
sucks to be you
im already at peak hotness

miyu
Damn the bar for being hot must be low 😪

otei
bruh 😐

miyu
IM JP

y/n
LMFAOO THATS FOULLLL

tosu
my hair went flat
i look like a bowling ball

y/n
🎳
anyone up for bowling?

tosu
i'll shit on your head

y/n
🤭
like a bird...

tosu
LMAO

otei
FUCK
i missed castaways

y/n
i wasn't paying attention so me too

tosu
cry abt it

miyu
I heard reo got added to your blue lock chat
Yet I still...

y/n
who's reo?

otei
rich kid from who knows where
he has purple hair
he gay

y/n
gay as in...?

otei
?
gay
homosexual
or should i say homiesexual

miyu
He's not gay 💀

otei
what
but what abt him and nagi?
i thought they was 🍎🍊🍋🍇🍏🍐

y/n
PLS
HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING PEOPLE HES GAY?

otei
...
nah, just you
but i fr thougt

miyu
LMFAO NAH
I guess they may seem like it, but they aren't on good terms rn because of the second selection.

y/n
aww, hopefully they become friends again soon

miyu
But then again, idk them well so they might be fruity.

otei
thank god they aren't dating

y/n
why

otei
🤨
if im single, everyone else should be single
couples should die

y/n
LMFAO PLS
I WAS LOWKEY EXPECTING SOMETHING HOMOPHOBIC BUT THIS IS A GOOD TURN
i agree 💪😔

otei
im about to marry the next person who texts me

tosu
-p https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0e0rsA8lGFSqcEeqzdR6nA?si=drDtenVxR1iiootU8tpyGA&dl_branch=1

otei
Nvm
It was karasu
🚮

tosu
😐
ain't no one wanna marry you either

y/n
i'll marry the next person who messages me 😮‍💨

miyu
mytoe.jpg
Guys look at this pic of my toe after playing soccer. Do you think my feet pics would sell if my modeling career dies?

tosu
no

otei
there's your new husband, y/n👍

y/n
PLS NO
i'll marry the next person who messages me outside of this chat 😮‍💨*

otei
lost out on rank #5 model of blue lock

y/n
MANNNNN
yukimiya may i ask for your hand

miyu
✋
There's my hand

y/n
💍✋

miyu
Wait am i the bride

y/n
uhhh you can be???

miyu
Damn
👰‍♂️

y/n
AHAHWJJSSK
PLS I DIDNT KNOW THAT EXISTED

otei
this is the new & improve foursome ok
when hiori comes back, we're a fivesome

miyu
LMAO
Me either
Just found it now

y/n
roger that, rita 👍

tosu
y'all married on the first day? 🤡
90 day fiancé? more like 19 minute fiancé

y/n
shut up, toe

otei
ok im going to bed
it's like almost 5
gn

miyu
I should also head to bed. Goodnight
It was nice meeting you, y/n

tosu
Night

y/n
GOODNIGHT!! < 3
-leave

IM CREAMING
[ today 4:57 AM ]

reo
who told people that
im in love with nagi?? 🤨

rita
🦤

reo
bro?? what???

rita
Gn

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[ a/n : thank you to everyone who told me to sleep/rest in the last chapter. i slept very well last night hehe. on a different note, ME UPDATING TWO DAYS IN A ROW?? WHO IS THIS?! IS THIS ACTUALLY CHAE?? YES IT IS! i got a sudden inspiration for this book so expect more consistent updates <3 ily guys muah muah

p.s. reo will get attention next chapter! ]