Asher: You're never going to believe what just happened!

Maya: What's up?

Asher: I was on my way to pick someone up and I had to serve to avoid hitting this person!

Asher: He literally ran out in the middle of the highway!

Maya: Seriously?

Maya: That's creepy.

Maya: What did you do?

Asher: I pulled over and got out of the car to make sure he was okay.

Asher: But guess what?

Maya: What?

Asher: He was gone!

Asher: Legit disappeared.

Maya: That's weird.

Maya: What did you do?

Asher: I called the cops.

Asher: Told them what happened...

Asher: But I haven't told you the weirdest part...

Maya: There's more?

Asher: They were dressed like a clown!

Maya: You're joking, right?

Asher: I wish!

Asher: You know how I feel about clowns...

Maya: Eek.

Asher: I know!

Asher: It really freaked me out.

Maya: What did the cops say?

Maya: Did they find him?

Asher: Nope.

Asher: No clown, no car, nothing.

Asher: And, we're at least ten miles from town.

Maya: How in the world did he get out there without a car?

Asher: That's what I'm saying!

Maya: Babe...

Maya: That's freaky.

Maya: Maybe you should call it a night?

Maya: There's always tomorrow.

Asher: Maybe...

Asher: The cops didn't believe me.

Asher: They gave me a breathalyzer to make sure I wasn't drunk.

Maya: Um, you're working for Lyft, clearly you wouldn't be driving drunk.

Asher: That's what I told them.

Maya: Where are you now?

Asher: Pulled over on the side of the road.

Asher: I'm pretty shaken up.

Asher: Had to give up my rider to another driver...

Maya: Sorry, Babe! x

Maya: I know you hate them...

Maya: But, back to this clown...

Maya: Did he have his face painted and everything?

Asher: YES!

Asher: And he had on a bright red wig!

Asher: Gives me the goosebumps just thinking about it!

Asher: He looked like this...

Asher: 

Asher: But with black hair and a red shirt.

Maya: Um, that's disturbing!

Maya: Are you sure he didn't look more like this?

Maya:

Asher: NOT FUNNY!

Maya: Or this?

Maya:

Maya: Sorry, I couldn't help myself!

Asher: Some girlfriend you are...

Maya:

Asher: MAYA, STOP!

Maya: No more clown pics, promise!

Asher: The cops are leaving...

Asher: I think I might try to pick up one more person before I come home.

Asher: Your birthday is coming up and I want to get you something special.

Maya: You're too sweet.

Maya: I'd rather you come home, but one last ride isn't the end of the world.

Maya: Are you going to head back downtown?

Asher: Yeah...

Asher: Just kidding, someone just requested a ride.

Asher: They're only two minutes down the road.

Maya: Aren't you in the middle of nowhere?

Maya: Hope it isn't the clown!

Asher: For real, we aren't going to be dating much longer if you keep on!

Maya: Sorry, babe.

Maya: At least it's the only think you're scared of?

Asher: Spiders, snakes, heights, no worries.

Asher: But clowns...

Maya: It's okay, I'm scared of everything.

Asher: We're watching Poultry Heist tonight!

Maya: POULTRY HEIST?!?!

Asher: Sorry, voice to text feature goofed that up!

Asher: Poltergeist.

Maya: WAAAAAAY TOO SCARY!

Asher: PAY BACK!

Asher: Okay, this is strange...

Maya: What?

Asher: The address...

Asher: I just pulled up and it looks like it's an abandoned house.

Asher: There aren't any lights on or anything.

Maya: Did you call the person?

Asher: I did, no answer.

Maya: Sounds shady.

Maya: I think you should leave.

Asher: Yeah...

Asher: Something doesn't feel right...

Maya: Come home, we can watch cartoons and eat ice cream.

Maya: Nothing scary about that!

Maya: Well... Just as long as there aren't any Ronald McDonald commercials on...

Maya: (winking emoji)

Asher: Wait, I see my rider!

Maya: Seriously?

Asher: He's just at the end of the driveway.

Maya: Are you sure you should pick him up?

Asher: Yeah, it will be fine, babe.

Asher: Don't worry.

Maya: Text me when you drop him off, okay?

Asher: Okay.

Maya: Love you!

Asher: Love you too.

[Thirty minutes pass.

[Maya taps her food impatiently on the floor.

[She knows that Asher can't answer his phone or text while driving customers around, but most of his rides are only ten or twenty minutes maximum.

Maya: Babe, it's been like thirty minutes...

Maya: Everything okay?

[Five more minutes pass.

Maya: Ash?

Maya: I'm worried about you.

Asher: 

Maya: Ummm...

Asher:

Maya: You're acting weird!

Asher: But you like clown pics?

Maya: Yeah, but you don't.

Maya: Are you coming home?

Asher: I'm afraid it's too late for that...

Maya: What?

Maya: You're scaring me!

Maya: Where are you?

Asher: Asher isn't here anymore.

Maya: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!

Maya: I'm sorry I scared you before, but this isn't funny!

Asher: I'm not being funny.

Asher: I'm telling you the truth.

Asher: Asher isn't here anymore...

Asher: ... but I am!

Maya: WHAT?

Maya: WHO IS THIS?

Asher: I just want to meet you!

Asher: Asher said you were reeeeeeally special...

Asher: And I saw the pictures you sent him...

Asher: I haven't met a pretty girl who liked clowns as much as you do in a such a long time.

Maya: You're scaring me!

Asher:

Maya: I'm calling the police!

Asher: Too late...

Asher: Apartment 1A, right?

Maya: The police are on their way!

Asher: I TOLD YOU IT'S TOO LATE!

Asher: I'M FASTER!

Asher: SEE YOU SOON, MAYA!