This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to previously written books, actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

This book is a black comedy, written purely for laughs and jest. If anything hurts your feeling, I sincerely apologize in advance.

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