PHANTOM MENACES GC

Members: Arya, Tessa, Davina, Sky, Tyler, Dominic

(Daphne muted, still bitter)

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Arya:

guys
they think we're all dating each other
like all of us
at once

Sky:

well technically they're not wrong
we are a walking telenovela

Tyler:

ok but which pairing are they rooting for
i feel like i deserve fan favourite

Davina:

no one is rooting for you tyler

Tessa:

they think i'm dating dominic
which is the least offensive rumour i've ever heard tbh

Dominic:

honoured
also concerned

Sky:

they think i'm dating davina
which is hilarious
because i am

Davina:

you're not.

Sky:

emotionally, spiritually, fashionably
yes i am

Arya:

someone asked if i was tyler's "locker wife"
i said "no, but i did steal his hoodie and eat all his snacks"

Tyler:

and she said it with PRIDE

Dominic:

who's dating me in the latest theory cycle

Sky:

Tessa

Tessa:

Naomi

Davina:

bennett

Arya:

the vending machine girl

Tyler:

someone said me and sky have secret beef but sexual tension

Sky:

that's true tho

Tyler:

DUDE

Davina:

can we please use this to our advantage
i want a scandal

Tessa:

we walk into school tomorrow
hand-in-hand
all six of us
see who cries

Arya:

can we get matching jackets

Sky:

i'll design the logo

Dominic:

we are not becoming a band

Tyler:

TOO LATE
i'm already working on our debut album
title track: "confused but hot"
track 2: "you up?" but make it sad
track 3: "tessa hit someone again (live acoustic)"

Tessa:

delete that right now.

Dominic:

i actually want to hear track 3

Sky:

i have a list of potential Grammy categories we can qualify for

Arya:

best dramatic pause in a hallway?

Davina:

best coordinated eye roll

Tyler:

best use of a water bottle as a threat
best musical interlude during detention
best hair flip in a confrontation
most dangerous sibling duo—

Sky:

no

Tessa:

stop

Davina:

i warned you

Sky removed TYLER from "PHANTOM MENACES."

Arya:

gone but not forgotten

Tessa:

barely gone
he'll be back in 7 minutes with another cursed meme and an apology playlist

Dominic:

he made one last week called "sorry i made eye contact"

Sky:

i still have it. it slaps.