JD and Coke

Jack Daniels, with ice, and cola

Bottle empty, to be drunk, is my goal-a

Now it seems, I've got, no control-a

My legs, don't work, so can't stroll-a

My girl, she's starting, to moan-a

Wishing now, that I was, all alone-a

Why on Earth, did I, just phone-a

Perhaps, cos I wanted, to bone-a