Success Story-a

Up north, 'amongst the hoi pol·loi-a,

There lived a sad Viceroy-a

Who longed to be a cowboy-a,

But he was way too much a choirboy-a.

So he went to live with a cowboy-a

To become a campfire homeboy-a,

And the rope'n he learned to enjoy-a,

Soon earned him a big attaboy-a.