Me: *Watching Cell trailer at tv*

Me: Mom, what is this all about?

Mom: When People is using their phone or technology every day, blah blah blah.... they became Monsters/Zombies

Me:😐😐😐😓

Me/thoughts: But I use my phone every day....

I dont want to be a zombie....

Me: *slowly puts phone away* Stay away from meh....

But I still luv yah phone...

(We are watching Cell now....)
(Aaaaaand im using my phone)
(Dammit)

Tv/movie: *People using technology are shaking and becoming zombies*

Me: FU** NOOOOOO

Movie: *zombies are killing themselves*

Me: WHY THE F**K AM I WATCHING THIS S***