Le conversation w/ dad

*Texting Karl*

Dad: Are you sure that you are friends

Me: Yes, why?

Dad: Becuz I'm your father

(Me: SHET FACK!!!)

Dad: Why if I call you, You didn't answer but if he calls you, you answer

Me: WHATTHEHECK,BECUZIMNOTUSINGMYPHONEANDANNSHDHDBSHHSHDBCJDNSJDJWNDHCUSJHGYSHDHFHSHBHXHSBGXJJSFHDHXHDHFHDJSHDUCHSBGGCYSHDBTHATSWHY!!!!!!