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Request was: snek person geno x siren reaper

((I have two ideas for this, so -w-))

-STORY ONE-

(In this one, they aren't necessarily half-person, half- fish/snake, they do have qualities of them though owo)

Geno couldn't move. 

He quietly cursed himself for not properly looking over the information before deciding to rob this random person. As footsteps drew closer, the skeleton tried his best to come up with a plan. What should he say? 

'Hey, I just saw this really expensive looking diamond on display in this highly secured vault while passing through your estate and thought it could use a good shine!' That had to be the worst excuse he could have made. It was a shame that he accidentally said it aloud. 

For a split second, Geno felt whatever spell or force keeping him still vanish. Unfortunately, it came back all too quickly as a person came into view. 

Another young skeleton, wearing a black T-Shirt and shorts, stared at his intruder with empty eye-sockets. Geno blinked before smiling sheepishly. The person then chuckled. "Oh, if you just wanted to give it a shine, then go ahead!" 

His smile crept up as Geno started to move against his will, walking stiffly over to the gem. He was soon handed a cloth and he started shining it as the man watched. Then, Geno set the cloth down and turned back to the other. The man was grinning as he walked up to him with a smile. "Thanks! You did a good job. I guess you'll do a greater job in your prison cell!" 

The thought of just being taken to prison was enough willpower to kick the man in front of him straight in the gut, knocking the man off balance. In the small window of time, Geno quickly ran for the gem and bolted out of the room, sprinting down the halls. 

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 

He skidded slightly while turning the corner, adjusting his grip before continuing to run for the nearest window. The sound of rushed footsteps behind him only reminded him of that stupid smile and dark set of 'eyes' which had watched him polish the damn thing. 

Once the window was in sight, he ran to it as fast as he could and mentally prepared himself for the jump. Before he could however, the odd buzzing he had heard earlier came ringing in his skull and soon, his will to jump or move faded away, just as it did before. 

It only took the man a few seconds to close the distance between them and he gingerly lifted the gem from Geno's hands. "That was a bit rude, don't you think~?" The man said in a voice that was as smooth as honey. 

Oh how Geno wished he could punch that smug smile off of his face.
He willed his hand to do so, but it seemed to not register. 

The man's smug smile turned a little sinister as he walked up to Geno closely. "You decided to enter the home of the 'Grim Reaper' sweetheart, and I don't usually play with my food." 

The words sent chills down Geno's spine, but he managed a confident smile in return. "I think you've gotten the wrong idea, you should actually be scared of me." 

Reaper, he assumed was his name now that he remembered from skimming over the information, rose a non-existent eyebrow, inching a little closer to glare at Geno mockingly.
That was a mistake.
"What are you going to d-" 

Immediately, with all of his strength, he lunged forward and sank his fangs into Reaper's shoulder, knocking the two to the floor. Reaper yelled out at the sudden tackle and hit the ground hard as Geno pulled away before he made contact. 

Now, the scarfed skeleton was on top, staring down at Reaper with a glare. The other's hand fluttered up to soothe the rather deep bite mark he had received before pulling it away to inspect the blood.
His eye-sockets widened when he saw venom laced in with the blood and immediately shoved Geno off before he could try to do anymore harm. He stumbled a bit from the force of the shove, but quickly got to his feet and picked up the diamond, looking back at Reaper which was in pain on the floor. 

He smiled in quiet victory and turned towards the window to jump before stopping when he caught the reflection of an open room full of more treasures. He looked to it, then the writhing Reaper, before tucking the diamond in his jacket and walking off into the room. 

Alarmed, the skeleton on the ground started crawling his way over in an attempt to stop him, but he gave up as he felt increasingly ill and weak. Helpless, Reaper laid and watched as Geno stuffed his jacket full of riches, the skeleton taking as much as he could carry. When he was done, he turned to the door and spotted Reaper at the door, tiredly watching. 

This was a terrible moment for his guilt to kick in. He looked to all of the stuff he stole then back at the man on the ground. With a curse, he put back all of the stuff he had (even the diamond) and only took a few cold coins and possibly a fancy wristwatch. 

Don't take more than you need, Geno thought quietly, remembering why he started stealing in the first place. You're not that big of an *sshole. 

He stepped over to Reaper and looked down at him before sighing. "The 'venom' isn't lethal. It just screws up your body for a few hours. Sorry." He lifted a bit of Reaper off of the ground and dragged him to a nearby wall, laying him against it. 

The tired skeleton seemed to find great relief in those words and just let out a small breathe as he sat there. The scarfed skeleton smiled again before walking back to the window.

Then, darkness.

~

Geno woke up.
He woke... up?
He looked around a little, a little dazed. 

Funny. 

His room was painted brown and had some cracks in the ceiling- 

He rubbed his eye-sockets before looking around again.
Holy sh*t, this isn't his room. 

Panicked, he threw the blankets off of him (although they were quiet comfortable) and attempted to get to the door. That was then he fell face first onto the floor.
How did he not recognize his left ankle cuffed to the bed?
Groaning, he laid there for a few more moments before lifting himself up with his arms. With a bit of difficulty, he managed to shuffle back onto the bed, rubbing his skull. He was about to utter a pretty colorful string of words when the door opened to reveal none other than Mr. Smug face. 

"Oh, good morning." He grinned, walking in with a plate and a cup. 

Geno looked to Reaper. "What the hell, why am I here?" 

Reaper set the plate down on the night stand, offering the cup to Geno. "Well, after feeling horrible for several hours, I decided instead of just carting you away to prison, I'll get to deal with you myself for personally making my life horrible for a good 8 hours." 

Geno blinked again. "What, are you going to t-torture me? Ha, that's really illegal." He couldn't help but sputter that last sentence like an idiot, taking the drink from Reaper shakily. 

"Robbing someone and then putting venom into a person is pretty illegal." Reaper responded. 

"IT WASN'T LEETHAAAL." Geno protested in his defense, although it wasn't a great argument. 

Reaper sighed. "Anyways," He pulled up a nearby chair. "My name is Reaper, though I think you already know that since I told you yesterday." 

Geno took a good look at his drink to make sure there wasn't anything in it before taking a sip. "Yeah, I know." 

Reaper leaned back in his chair, looking to Geno. "And you are...?" 

"I am the man which is going to kill you after I get out of here." Reaper blinked before laughing. Geno's 'eyes' narrowed. "I'm serious." 

"I know you are, but I can't take you seriously when you look so... so unintimidating! Cute, even!" 

"Oh, I'll show you intimidating, just uncuff me and I'll tear out your throat!" 

Reaper took a bite from the plate he brought, which was adorned with bacon, two over-easy eggs, and a few slices of toast. He munched on the toast, enjoying the food as Geno hungrily walked. "Don't have a throat," He said between mouthfuls. "'M a skeleton." 

Geno stared as Reaper took a piece of bacon too and started on that before crossing his arms. "If you wanted to just eat food in front of me then you're really, really cruel." He growled quietly, looking to the plate that was just out of his reach. 

Reaper swallowed before smiling at the other. "Sorry, I don't give food to strangers. I do give food to people I know, though~." He grinned as he propped his head up with his arm. 

Geno let out a long sigh. "My name is Geno." 

Reaper brightened a little. "What's your favorite color?" 

Geno gave Reaper a look, a 'Are we seriously doing this?' look, and to his disliking, they were. "I don't know, red?" 

"Any hobbies?" 

"Getting cuffed to a bed and talking to a weirdo." 

"Sarcasm noted." Reaper picked up the plate and handed it to Geno, letting him eagerly take it and basically scarf it all down. "Where are you from?" 

"Hell." 

"Interesting place, really." Geno rolled his 'eye' and continued eating. Reaper only chuckled. "Single or Taken?" 

"Woah, woah, why are you asking these questions?" 

The skeleton blinked before leaning back a bit, not noticing he was slowly getting closer to Geno in intrigue. "I'm just curious is all. Plus, when you literally watched everyone you know die, it gets pretty lonely." 

Geno nearly choked, patting his chest. "Wait, whAT?" 

Reaper's smile ebbed and soon turned sad as he shrugged lightly before his curious nature returned. "Single or taken?" 

Geno was about to persist on the subject since he was quite unsure if he even heard that right before just letting the topic go and eating. "I'm too ugly for relationships." 

The skeleton in the chair frowned. "Aw, no you're not." 

Geno, finishing his food, laughed bitterly. "Have you seen me? I'm literally an abomination of a dead person and a reptile." 

"Well, I have seen you and I think you are the opposite of ugly." Reaper stated firmly. 

Geno blinked before looking to his plate for a moment. No one has ever said that to him.
Reaper, finding Geno's shocked silence as a good sign, just smiled more. "Done?" 

Geno looked to him for a moment before nodding slightly. "Yeah, I'm done."

((Stopping here because ah, I need a break .w.'))

Anyways, thanks for reading! : D

(if u want a part two (most likely might happen) please leave a comment down below, i just turned into a youtuber, oh no-)