DUCKY:DOCTOR,AM I GOING TO DIE??

DOCTOR:I'M AFRAID NOT.BUT YOU'RE EYELASH CANCER IS GETTING WORSE!HOW DID YOU EVEN GET EYELASH CANCER?

DUCKY:HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED~

IT WAS JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY DAY IN MY HOUSE WHEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A TINY COW IN MY SOUP. I WENT OUTSIDE TO SET IT FREE AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAS COVERED IN KETCHUP!! I THEN WIPED THE KETCHUP OFF MY FACE. THE KETCHUP BURNED MY SKIN BUT THE COW LICKED IT OFF. I THEN SET THE COW FREE AND THANKED HIM FOR HIS HELP. BUT I SHOULDN'T  HAVE DONE THAT. THE COW TURNED INTO AN ALIEN AND ZAPPEE ME WITH A MAGICAL TOOTHBRUSH.

DOCTOR:THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! ALSO I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS!!

DUCKY:WHAT IS IT DOC?

DOCTOR:I'M NOT A DUCK,YOU'RE A DUCK!!

DUCKY:I'M NOT A DOC YOU'RE A DOC!!

DOCTOR:I'M NOT A DUCK,YOU'RE A DUCK!!

√\~√\~√\~√\~√\~√\~12 MINUTES LATER√\~√\~√\~√\~√\~√\~

BOAT:SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I HAVE A DOCK AND I YOU PEOPLE LOOK NOTHING LIKE IT!!!!!

DUCKY:JEEZ....

DOCTOR:....

DUCKY:OH DOCTOR,DIDN'T YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS?? WHAT IS IT?

DOCTOR:YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!🎉🎉🎉

EVERYONE:YAYYY!!!!!!

THE END.