back from hiatus bitches

snape exited his ride and entered  the house. the atmosphere was thick with sexual tension. snape strutted around the house and people stopped talking to stare at his ass. 

"Isn't that the anime weirdo?"

"BRO HIS ASS IS SO SHINY!"


"Arlene is gonna bust a blood vessel once she sees Garfield getting some of that cake-"

Snape looked around for Garfield. His eyes finally rested on a patch of luscious orange fur. Snape walked over and smiled. "H-Hello Ga-Garfield s-sen-senpai!" he stuttered. Garfield blushed and bust a nut just looking at him. 

"Damn baby boy..nice ass. Wanna dance??'

Snape nodded and Garfield dragged him to the living room. There was lights everywhere and people were dancing on each other. Snape peformed a strip tease and bent down to touch his toes, grinding his ass on Garfield. Garfield moaning and bust another nut all over the floor. 

"FUCK BBY BOY. C'mere." Garfield dragged him upstairs. And as he did...he smirked at Arlene who was on the verge of tears standing in the doorway in her chanel dress and heels. Garfield pressed Snape against the wall as they fiercely made out.

It was intense. two souls joined as one in a passionate HEATED kiss. the love was too much to handle and they began to discard their clothes. Garfield humped snape and shoved his million inch cock into his tight asshole. blood and cum poured everywhere.

Garfield pounded into snape who was on the verge of dying. but somehow he recovered and was now fully alive. he spanked snape again and again and again and again until he was screaming, "SENPAI MORE MORE HARDER GO HARDER." but no on could hear him over the booming speakers downstairs.

unbeknownst to both of the gay fuckers, arlene was sitting the the closet watching them from the crack in the door, rapidly fingering her pussy cat like the actual cat she was. "Mmm fuck...thats hot."

garfield stopped and looked at the closet. He opened it and pulled Arlene out. "ARLENE YOU FUCKER! I DONT LOVE YOU I LOVE SNAPE GET OUT!" he started screeching like a demon and his neck grew. he grew an extra pair of arms and threw Arlene out the window. she fell 30 feet but sadly didnt land on her feet like cats do. 

her mangled body laid on the concrete. blood seeped into the sewer grates. Garfield returned to his normal form and got back in the bed, fucking snape raw until the sun came up. 

when the sun DID come up, snape awoke in garfield's bed and realized he had slept in too late and his dress, shoes, and GLASS ASS were GONE!