garfield and snape arrived at garfield's giant mansion. the mansion had gates shaped like penises. snape sighed dreamily. "Garfield-senpai has such good taste!" he thought. garfield's slave came to the door and opened it for him. it was a weak dog with shaven patches of fur. "Finally you do something useful ODIE!" garfield growled. 

odie the dog whimpered and went to cry in his cupboard under the stairs. Jon arbuckle, the owner of Anal Inc, came down the stairs and greeted his son with a smile. "HEYYY THERES MY FAVORITE SON! Who's this? Garfield I told you no more sex slaves! You have enough already." he crossed his arms. 

Snape bit his lip and stuttered, "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o I-i'm n-n-n-ot his s-s-sex s-s-s-slave! I'm h-his c-c-classmate. We're h-h-here to w-w-work on an e-e-essay for AP se-seminar s-s-sir." Jon nodded his head. "Alrighty then. But if you do want to fuck, try some of my new exploding anal beads! They real pack a punch for pleasure." Jon left into another room then poked his head out the doorway.

"I'm kidding. don't try them. i already have 20 lawsuits because the exploding anal beads 'accidentally' exploded in a customer's ass and traumatized the customer's lover. The hospital and therapy bills are piling up.." Jon picked up a pile of letters and skimmed through them. Snape raised an eyebrow but followed Garfield to his large room. 

"Hey...you into BDSM?" Garfield purred. Snape whimpered as Garfield ran his claws acorss his thigh and gripped his botoxed ass. "Mmm yes garfield-senpai!" Garfield pulled some rope out of his ass and tied Snape up. Garfield whipped out his long schlong and penetrated snape's mouth with it. A few more thrusts and Garfield released his honey mustard into Snape's mouth. 

Garfield took a box of regular anal beads and shoved them in Snape's ass. Snape grimaced and looked at Garfield. "U-uh I feel w- KABOOM!" Snape's backside exploded and his ass flew to the wall covered in guts and blood. Snape was assless now. "HOLY MARY MOTHER OF TANJIRO! MY ASS! YOU BLEW UP MY ASSSS!" Snape screeched like a snapping turtle and cried. 

Garfield look at the box the anal beads came from and noticed his thumb was covering the top half of the label. He removed his thumb and read the label. "EXPLODING ANAL BEADS!" is what it said. Garfield blinked and gasped. "WHAT THE? ONLY 10 DOLLARS? Man these things are cheap. Oh right your ass blew off. My bad babe." Garfield took the ass off the wall and grabbed the stapler from his dad's office along with some Elmer's gluesticks and duct tape.

"hopefully this shit works.." garfield mumbled. Garfield pressed the ass on snape's backside and spread glue over the cut. Then he rolled the tape around the cut line a few times. Last but not least he stapled it up. But it still fell off. "Y'know what you don't need this anymore." Garfield picked up the ass and swallowed it whole. "Mmm...needed a little seasoning. But your white so of course your ass tastes bland."

Garfield picked Snape up and threw him out the window. "THANKS FOR COMING SEE YOU TOMORROW LOVE YOU BABE BYEE!"