Okay okay, I have so wanted to do one of these since I made this book, so here I go.Time to rant about everything that pisses me off about Anime Fanfic Writers!

Hell yeah! ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

⚠Warning, feeling are about to get hurt, broken and ripped to shreds. Also there's cursing. These are the sole opinions of 7Panda7 so please don't be offended by anything. And seriously don't write comments on here saying "Boohoo... I do this, you're talking about me, You must hate me! Now feel sorry for me; These comments will be deleted. Viewer discretion is advised blah blah blah...people never read these warnings anyway.⚠

And a message to all you aspiring fanfic writers: Seriously consider the things I'm about to list, because if it pisses me off it probably pisses a majority of other people off as well.

Now, on with the list!

1). The Apologizers _:('□'」 ∠):_

These are the people who try to get you to pity them by using any method possible. You usually see this at the end of their chapters.

Ex. I'm sorry it sucked....Yeah I know I suck...I shouldn't have posted it at all... I already regret it...I seriously apologize for wasting you time, I'll go hide in a corner now and cry silently to myself....so you guys should all pity me and vote for my stories. (I added that last part but that's basically what those type of people want)

Okay and maybe I exaggerated a teensy bit but it's to prove a point, which is:

It is fucking annoying when you apologize too much. I'm not saying that you should never apologize. Hell! Overly cocky people are just as annoying.

But if I see the words: I'm so sorry this story sucks in every fricking chapter/ the summary. I'm not even gonna bother reading the story.

If you yourself, the fricking author of the story thinks it sucks, why would I waste my time to read it then?! ( Logic) (」゜ロ゜)」

How to fix this: It's simple....just STOP saying that you suck, and STOP apologizing. This site is a place you can share your work and most of the people are nice. Please Understand, Telling people that your story sucks will only chase away potential readers. Besides, most people won't comment that your story sucks even if it does. Usually people just try to cheer you up by saying positive things like: 'I liked it a lot' 'It was good' 'Awww...You don't suck'

And this example brings me to the second thing that pisses me off on this site.

2).The Liars (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

So I sometimes browse through stories on my second account and I usually click on ones with nice covers and a small amount of reads/votes because I like to help out writers that are just starting off.

One time I read a fanfic (which I will not be saying in case the author reads this...that would be awkward)

And it was just awful; Filled with cliches, tragic backstory past, plot that didn't make any sense, OOC characters, bad grammar, no spacing....and a author note at the end saying: GOMMMMMMEN! Thiz is my first fanfic. I no good at writings. [insert a bajillion sad faces]

So...I go to the comments section to give some constructed criticism and to my surprise I see a few other comments that looked like this.

I LOVED it, update soon. o(^▽^)o

It's amazing!!!! I reallyz hope you keep writing.Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
It's good.. btw check out my story [insert link] o(≧∇≦o) (<~~I seriously hate these kind of people too, they probably didn't even read the story)

And below the comments, the author had thanked them and shit like that .

( -。-)

I logout after that. Didn't even bother.

A message to all you liars: You guys are the worst. I understand that you don't want to be mean and hurt other peoples feelings but if you lie about their writing then they'll never improve. And that's what we writers are on this site for right? To share our writing with others, and improve it.

And a message to all you writers: When someone actually takes the time to give you good criticism/advice for improving, Suck it up, grow some balls, and listen to what they're saying.

I understand that getting criticized on your work is hard to swallow, especially the first time. When I first started out on this site, I remember for my very first fanfic (it was a Naruto one) I had asked a couple of well-known authors to read my story. One of them gave me constructed criticism, and basically told me that my work was cliche. I immediately hated the person for saying that instead of the usual: oh it's amazing, update soon!.....

Except they were completely right, it was cliche.

Later on I realized the people who wrote 'It's so good." "I LOVE it." were full of crap because honestly even a five year old would be able to tell that it was terrible shit.

So a final wise proverb that I learned from my Uncle's Father's Granddaughter ('┏･┓｀): If you can't say anything nice....don't lie and say something nice anyway...because that just makes you a bastard.

How to fix: Learn to give good constructive criticism. If you can't, then just don't comment. It's as easy as that.

3) The Fake Flatterers (~￣³￣)~

"OMG YOU ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE AUTHOR ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SITE! I LOVE ALL YOUR STORIES AND WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON. Btw, if you're not busy, can you read my story?" (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥

I got this message from a person who had never voted or commented on any of my stories. (Trust me I could tell because I always look at the names of the people who comment and vote so I can chose who to dedicate chapters to)

So I'm not saying that the person never read my work. He/she might have, but how the fuck am I suppose to know that if you don't even comment or vote? And now you come over to my page and tell me that I'm your favorite author?

Bullshit.

How to fix: Actually vote/comment/ talk to the author before professing your undying love for them...

4) The Reluctant Voters (/ω＼)

Why you no vote for my story!（ ＴДＴ)/

I notice this issue on Wattpad all the time. Most people just don't like voting for other peoples stories. Heck! Even I don't like voting for other peoples stories.

But seriously guys.

The vote button isn't bad.

Actually I can only think of good things that result from voting, Ex: Author notices that you voted for them and checks out your profile as gratitude, maybe reads one of your stories too, or author gives you a dedication.

So it boggles my mind that people are too lazy to click that star button that appears after every chapter: I mean come on.

But that's not the thing that pisses me off. What pisses me off is when the person comments and writes: I LOVE LOVE LOVE it, it's so guddddddd!!!.....

And then they don't vote for the fricking chapter...

Like what the hell..?（；¬＿¬)

Was it just too much effort or something, or are you afraid that people following you will judge you for voting for my story? I mean if you're going to comment on it saying that it's good then fricking press that vote button as well! I just don't understand.

How to fix: Stop being afraid and hit that vote button!

5). The Mean/ Inconsiderate People

This is the last one for me and I seriously hate these people the most.

So understand this: I Have A Life. (/ﾟДﾟ)/ (a very boring one (¬_¬) ), but a life anyway! ( ﾟДﾟ)＜!!

I can't spend every fucking moment writing fanfics to satisfy your petty needs, so it really pisses me off when I actually spend a good five-six hours writing and refining a chapter and then I post it and a person comments that very day saying:

"Write faster you dimwit!"

....

Okay

There are so many things wrong with this comment.

1.) I just posted this chapter today...a few minutes ago.

2.) You insulted me and then you expect me to actually listen to you.

3.) 凸(-0-メ)

You know who you are and I don't want you to comment on this chapter about this. But just know I was really annoyed and hurt by your comment. Like I even considered deleting my entire story and getting off the site. (Btw I blocked you)

And for all you people on here. Before you send your comments to a person, seriously reread what you write. Sometimes we don't think when we write and it can come out sounding mean when we don't mean it too....

How to fix: Just Stop being an idiot and understand that Insulting a person will not in anyway make them want to update faster...

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Lol so that the end guys! It wasn't really a rant, not many bold letters or shouting, but I still needed to get all those thoughts out.

Now I'm going to apologize to all you guys who were hurt by this (But then again I did warn you; it's your own fault for reading this.)

So comment below on things you agree with or other kinds of people that piss you off on this site. Or tell me what you guys want to know about next. (ﾉ'ヮ')ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Thanks!