I got a new guitar today. And I am now in the possession of a pair of fake fangs.

I have decided, this Holloween, I will be a groovy vampire. I'll sit on the porch with my parents, my guitar, and a bowl of candy. Any time I see children or people passing by, I'll start playing my guitar. I haven't decided what song I'll be playing, but I'll be playing a song. 

When people ask what I am, I'll be real obnoxious about it.

"So what are you dressed as?"

"Dressed as? Oh honey, haven't you seen a groovy vampy before? This is real life, get your candy and accept the groove."