Can you believe I've done 25 of these already, because I can't? Thought I'd run out of Quotes to find and make by now. 👌

Aamanda: Girl, go socialize, you need more friends.

Lillith: I didn't come here to make friends. I came to make family. Which is why I'm here with you.

Amanda, gasping: ...Are you saying...?

Lillith: You're my family.

Amanda, already tearing up: I'm gonna cry.

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[Meanwhile, in that Villain Rep AU I don't talk enough about]

Lucien: You saved my life!

Ren: Anyone can make a mistake.

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Samantha: When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and footrests.

Tipsy: When I get used as a pillow or footrest I feel loved.

Samantha: Get out of my lab, Jones.

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Lucien, lying on top of the fridge: What character trope am I?

Ren: The cat.

River: The annoying one.

Ren:

River:

Ren & River, at the exact same time: The annoying cat that knocks down everything from a high place.

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Luna, while procrastinating: I hope somebody kills me before this is due.

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Holly: I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate.

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Amanda, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Maizie, not even looking up from her eggs: Good morning, problematic child.

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Holly: Last night I got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people.

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Kuroko: What's the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than s3x"? I tried your Pinterest risotto, Sharon. And frankly, I'm wondering if your needs are being met.

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Chrissi, climbing into the washing machine: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior; Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?!

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Lucien: Top surgery should be renamed boobie removie.

Ren: Lucien, please, it's 3 AM, just go to sleep.

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Sarah: One of my personality traits is sending 15 short texts instead of 1 long one.

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Velvet: I identify as an inconvenience to the world.

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Ere: Are you decent?

Erika: Not morally. But I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

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Ren: I didn't see Luci for about a week. So when we finally met up and sat down to eat, he pulled out a piece of paper and said;"I had so much tea to spill that I didn't want to forget any details".

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Kuroko: Do you take constructive criticism?

Kristen, already crying: Yeah, what's up?

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Sarah, messing with her prosthetic arm: I know I'm a handful, but that's why we got two hands, huh?

Iris:

Genji:

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Yuuki: *Drops one thing once*

Holly: YO, WHO'S THERE?

Yuuki: Holly-

Holly: WRONG, I'M HOLLY, YOU LIAR!

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Yamamoto: Dude, literally everyone wants you to shut up at this point.

Lucien: And yet, I won't. Case and point~.

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Pretty much every overwhelmed student ever: Honestly, I'm so tired I have forgotten what sleep feels like.

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Holly: I just heard that on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.

Holly: Omg bless y'all, I hope you're all okay, I am so sorry.

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Some Dude: Y'all ever just... try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

Me: My brain shuts off the mere second it realizes math will be involved.

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Natalie: I forgot to eat this morning but some kid blew his French toast flavored vape cloud in my face so that'll suffice I guess.

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Lucien: How many jellybeans do you think would fit in my mouth?

Lucien: Like, I've tested a lot of things- but never the capacity of jelly beans.

Katashi: Quite a f*ckin' few.

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Kristen: I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump off of a cliff now.

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Me, screaming into the void: I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WILL SING A SONG, THINK I MISPRONOUNCED ONE THING, AND RESTART THE ENTIRE SONG IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

Me: AND THEN I'LL GET FREE TOMATO JUICE---

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Tipsy: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!

Tipsy: Just kidding, I've killed people.

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Me: Okay, so, and just hear me out... We make a background character more important than a main character for like, the rest of the series?

Every main character I've reduced into a supporting character in the past: You f*cking bi-

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Some dude: *Writes Ume a creepy letter*

Tomoe: What the f*ck?

Ume: I know, right? Who even calls tits a 'beloved bosom' anymore?

Have a nice day and/or night. UwU