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the kiss list!
adrian pucey
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✧˖*°࿐ 💌 a kiss list!
definition

" a number of connected names written one below another creating an agenda of people for the subject to kiss. "

❝ YOU KISS EVERYONE ON THIS LIST AND I'LL RESIGN FROM THE TEAM. ❞

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 a summary (of sorts)!
for the kiss list

ADRIAN PUCEY loves a bet. Not so much losing one, but the winning aspect was a real thrill. Whether that be an immature competition regarding test scores, or a game of poker, where he liked his odds ━ Adrian Pucey loves a bet.

BIANCA LARSSON doesn't do bets. Sure, her dad is a genius when it comes to card games, but Bianca doesn't play them. She watches and laughs to herself when someone makes a stupid mistake that she, just as much as a genius as her dad, now he's taught her all of his devious ways, would never make. And test scores? Bianca doesn't need to bet ━ she knows she's beaten you. She much prefers the side-line experience. Besides, why waste money or risk something of importance just because one person needs some kind of validation?

But one thing that Bianca Larsson does enjoy is beating Adrian Pucey in every single way. And if a stupid, very adolescent bet is yet another way to do just that? Count her in.

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 or!
in which

" one adolescent bet results in bianca larsson, not only kissing twenty-one of her classmates but realizing that she cares for adrian pucey a lot more than she ever wanted to admit. "

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 starring!
the cast of the kiss list

BIANCA LARSSON
𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒆

♟️ ━━━ the conformist

gemini, gryffindor, istj, sixteen

❝ well, i've been here all of thirty seconds, the only thing i can smell is men's body fluids and i'm talking to you. you do the math. ❞

✧.*

ADRIAN PUCEY
𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏

📻 ━━━ the michael jackson enthusiast

capricorn, slytherin, estp, sixteen

❝ if we're talking about leagues, they're technically all out of yours, so i don't see your point. ❞

✧.*

LEO RAYWOOD
𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒖𝒎 𝒋𝒓

📹 ━━━ the best friend/sidekick

aries, gryffindor, esfj, sixteen

❝ you said it yourself. call it off. what's he gonna do, cry? ❞

&&

the rest of the cast . . . . . their respective characters

❝ SO, ARE YOU GOING TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR, BETTER YET, LEAVE ME IN PEACE? ❞

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 important!
things to mention

disclaimers! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 all original characters and plots belong to jk rowling, the creator of the harry potter franchise. however, i would like to make it clear that i do not support her in any way, nor do i share any of her transphobic beliefs.

all new characters and plot rights belong to ©neilspoets as of december 2020; any attempts to recreate, translate, or republish the content within the book without my permission will be classified as plagiarism and i will spam to get it deleted <3

to avoid confusion, bianca and leo are in their sixth year and that is the same for adrian, oliver, alicia, angelina and katie along with pretty much the entire kiss list. the twins are two years younger so in their fourth year. this is the same for cho chang. i know this isn't technically accurate, but it's easier if they're all in the same year group.

this fanfic is a part of my very own harry potter universe, called the "curveball cosmos", which includes the following stories, some of which are not published. all of these fics are connected via characters and minor plotlines!

the girlfriend experience, 𝒋𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓
the felix scheme, 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌
the kiss list, 𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒄𝒆𝒚
the dumpee society, 𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅
the baby project, 𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚the sleepless strategy, 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎
the quidditch program, 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔
the bucket list, 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓
the prank purge, 𝒋𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓
the wiseacre gambit, 𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚

in this universe, neither the first nor the second wizarding war happen! this is purely a little series of intertwined stories taking place in a peaceful hogwarts:)

credits for the personal sign off gif go to siIksonic !

warnings! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 this story contains strong language, underage drinking and very mild violence.

dates! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 started: 29/12/2020 ˖ finished: 08/12/2021 ˖ status: complete

a note from me! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 welcome to the kiss list! i have no life, and way too much time on my hands because i'm writing a thirteen-hour (and counting) fanfiction for a guy mentioned a few times in the books, and has thirty seconds of screen time over eight films. but you're here, and so it doesn't make me feel as weird. no offence of course. i hope you enjoy!

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 the soundtrack!
for the kiss list

the kiss list ━━ 𝐢. rock with you. michael jackson / 𝐢𝐢. nothing's gonna stop us now. starship / 𝐢𝐢𝐢. good old-fashioned lover boy. queen / 𝐢𝐯. hello, goodbye. the beatles / 𝐯. she's not afraid. one direction / 𝐯𝐢. greek tragedy. the wombats / 𝐯𝐢𝐢. high. 5 seconds of summer / 𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢. love & war. yellow claw / 𝐢𝐱. line without a hook. ricky montgomery / 𝐱. into my arms. COIN / 𝐱𝐢. jessie's girl. rick springfield / 𝐱𝐢𝐢. the less i know the better. tame impala / 𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐢. killer queen. queen

╰─▸ ₍ ♟️ is typing ... ₊❏❜₎
" i'm not stupid, pucey. "

₍ 📻 is typing ... ₊❏❜₎ ◂─╯
" really? oh. "

❝ IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON. I DON'T LIVE UNDER A ROCK. WE'RE NOT SIMILAR. ❞

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