When I first became concerned about the future of the human race: 

(Not people's real names)

Haley: *reading the Death Cure*

Me: Oh, that's the saddest one in the series.

Dylan: Why?

Me: Because of page 250. Duh.

Dylan: Remind me what's on page 250. *To Haley* Can I borrow that for a sec? *Grabs book without waiting for an answer* *Looks up page 250* Oh, that part. Eh, Teresa's death was worse.

Me: *facepalm* I am now deeply concerned for the future of human civilization.

Haley: *thinking* They just totally ruined the book for me.