Edit: *I have fixed the mistake I made uwulll*

- Error's p.o.v -

I woke up with a groan, my head ached and both my ribcage and neck felt as if they were numb. I couldn't even remember everything yet til' I finally realized I wasn't in my room.
Instead, I was on the stone cold floor, I shot up and quickly looked around in panic. "Oh sh*t, no no no no NO"

I was glitching out as I remembered what had happened. My mind went blank for a second and then I facepalmed myself. "Great. Kidnapped by a Vampire. Oh, am I gonna be a blood slave thing? I'd rather die" I mumbled to myself

I looked down at my clothing which was still torn and dirtied from all the running in the forest. I muttered curse words as I stood up and walked to the cold and rusty iron bars.

I felt disgusted, though I knew I had seen much worse things than just rusty iron bars.

That's when I heard footsteps, I immediately lied down and stayed as still as possible, staying quiet and controlling my breathing as I started hearing voices from the other side of the bars.

"He seems to be asleep My lord..." I heard an unfamiliar childish voice.

"No, he's awake, you can tell by looking at his shoulders, it's quite stiff," Another unfamiliar but mature voice said.

I quickly relaxed my shoulders but I knew it was already too late. I hissed and turned around, getting up. "What the f*ck do you want?!" I yelled. ((He cursed in front of the smol boy. *Gasp*))

I could see the two figures, a small kid in some sort of butler suit and the other was a black-bones skeleton like me, except a bit shorter but tall...

"Father needs to speak to you since you're awake. Come along now" The black-boned skeleton said as I growled.

"No" was all I said as the small butler kid opened the cell door.

There was a silence after that. "Close the cell door Suave. I'll go get Dad to get his new plaything instead of me or whatever" the black-boned skeleton muttered as the Butler kid named 'Suave' nodded and closed the cell door.

"Play thing? Is that what you think of me you f*cking bastards?!" I growled.

They both walked off as I just hissed with annoyance. Great! Just. F*cking. Amazing.

This is what one call cliche. F*cking cliche! I'm expecting a Vampire to walk in front of the cell bars in about 5 minutes or so.

I'm gonna count how many cliche things happen in my life no-

"Right when I was trying to eat" I heard a voice behind me as I jumped up and turned around, kicking the figure behind me.

My leg was grabbed and then I was shoved to the floor. Landing on my back I noticed the same face I despise.

"You..." I growled as I slowly got back up.

"Look, Toy, I'm really not in the mood... Why don't we have a chat at the dinner table like normal people and talk? I'm sure we can make an agreement since you'll be living me for a very long time" they said, it seemed like something was annoying them? Though I didn't care about that as I growled.

"Normal people?? Normal people don't f*cking kidnap people and decide to make them their toys. I am 'not' gonna listen to a b*tch like you!" I took a step back, in fear that the vampire might try to attack me after I said that.

"You honestly are so annoying but that's perfectly fine by me~ I guess you don't need to eat then." Suddenly his figure blurred and I felt a presence behind me. I was about to turn around but then I felt a wave of fear control me.

I fell down on my knees as I tried to gain control of my body though I felt numb and my mind was filled with thoughts that felt like chains pulling me down. 

"Hm, I thought that wouldn't work. I haven't used that spell for a while... Unless you're afraid of me~" I felt rage fill me up and I yelled without speaking.

"I'M NOT F*CKING SCARED OF YOU F*CKING VAMPIRES!"

Suddenly I felt his arms wrap around me as he chuckled darkly into my non-existent ears. "I can smell both your fear and delicious bittersweet blood. Don't try to hide it~"

I could feel my face heat up, out of instinct, I tried to get ahold of my dagger just to realize it wasn't there. This was it, I'm truly doomed. I know I have chosen this path but I couldn't let him do this to me

My eyes started to tear up, shit...

I quickly looked down, I was NOT going to let this bastard see me cry. I clutched my hand into a fist- 'A way to escape... Come on Error. A plan, all I need is a plan. What can I do- What can I even do?!'

I started to glitch out a bit- not realizing it as I could feel the vampire releasing me- the numb feeling I was feeling started to disappear and I somehow started feeling even calmer-

"Well. Guess I'll just have to carry you to the dining room~" I was suddenly picked up bridal style by the vampire. I immediately started to try and thrash around- mostly in fear but also because I didn't want to be touched by a bitch like this one. Heck, I would be screaming by now but I knew there would be no one here and I felt as if I were to keep screaming it would just entertain him. I could hear him chuckle as he started walking over to the cell bars. He then kicked the f*cking cell door down, almost as if he was too lazy to even put me down and just open it.

"You could've just... opened the door-" I muttered under my breath

"That would take too much time Glitchy~" The vampire said as I snarled at them. "Woah calm down with the feisty personality~ You're almost trying to tell me to punish you and I will later~ Just be patient you~" The vampire said with a chuckle.

"FUCK NO!" I yelled as I continued to thrash around- I could hear him sigh and suddenly I felt strings tied me up. "W-What the-?!"

"This is to keep you from thrashing around Glitchy~" The vampire said with a small grin. "Although I like your thrashing and cursing I don't want you cursing and disrespectful attitude in front of my son" The vampire started to walk in a direction and started to go upstairs- we soon made to the top and then he started walking through the halls. It was truly a royal sight though- Everything seemed like they belonged to a f*cking king-

((Too late Ink he's already given himself a horrible first impression on your son))

"Wonder how your f*cking lover feels about this" I growled as he continued to carry me through the halls.

"I have none."

"Well how the f*ck do you have a son"

"There's a magical thing in this world called 'adoption' Glitchy. Don't worry, I'll try to give you as much information and books to fill up that empty bonehead of your's"

"EXCUSE ME B*TCH. DON'T ASSUME I'M A F*CKING IDIOT."

The vampire chuckled "Alright. Alright~ I'm sorry Glitchy~"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!" 

The vampire started laughing. He was clearly enjoying this, this ticked me off even more, "B*tch..." I muttered

"I'd really like it if you just called me Ink in front of my son. Or master~"

"F*ck off..."

"Look Glitchy. I don't mind your vulgar words when it comes to me. Though I highly advise you to watch what you say, I may have a kind soul to spare you but you should know by now I'm far more stronger than you." His eyes narrowed with hostile intent. This scared me a bit but I was forcing myself not to show any fear.

"Yeah... fine..." I gave in, as much as I hate to admit it, I was still too scared of his capability. 

"Thank you Glitchy~ We've made it to the dining~" He placed me down and the strings vanished- at first the first thing I wanted to do was bolt for it. Find the exit and escape this hell place until I heard the vampire named 'Ink' whisper next to me.

"I recommend trying not to run Glitchy~ Or else I'll have to force feed you when you're paralyzed~"

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I LOVE THIS STORY. I THINK I REALLY LIKE WRITING THE FLIPPING DIALOGUE FOR FLIRTY CHARACTERS. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also, this is one of the stories I really enjoy writing. Mostly because I LOVE Ink's personality. 

Well. I have nothing else to say but see ya later on the next chapter or in my next publish on one of my books.

uwu~ Rah