Writer: I do not take responsibility for the title.

Margerystar: *comes back from running through the forest screaming* We have got to go back to camp, NOW! The lives of my cats are in danger! Hey, wait a minute, why are you five here and not back helping your Clan?!

It: We came to find a remedy for their hangovers. We were the only sane cats left, aside from Sunfrost, and she had to stay to make sure that Jewelheart didn't make everything worse. We picked up Yo-- Er, him along the way.

Margerystar: Oh, well, okay. Have you found the remedy?

Gold: Stren #1 is making it, but Stren #2 said it would take a long time.

Margerystar: I still think we should go back, just to make sure that Sunfrost isn't out of her depth. Elders, you stay here so you can get the remedy once it's finished. Custard, Peach, Cheesynurse, Emptyandbeautiful, Hellokitty, let's go!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *run down the Freet towards le camp*

Us: So, is Stren #1 making any progress?

Stren #4: Well...

Stren #1: *in back room* Why does the water have to be hot?! Why can't it be cold?! Who wrote this recipe?! ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!! *throws crumpled up recipe against the wall*

Us: Oh great.

*at le camp*

Sunfrost: At least most of them have stayed asleep... Now if I could just get Sourpuss to quit hitting everyone with his pogo stick.

Sourpuss: YAR! *whacking tree with pogo stick*

Margerystar's Patrol: *crashes through the trees into camp* ARE WE TOO LATE?!

Cookiedough: THIS IS EPIC!

Apple: No. No, it's not.

Sunfrost: MARGERYSTAR!!! IT'S YOU! *runs up and hugs Margerystar around the neck*

Hellokitty: No, It and You are still with the Strens!

Margerystar: *gasping for breath* O...kay..it's *cough* good to see you too--now could you quit choking me?!

Sunfrost: Oh... Sorry. I'm just so glad that you're back!

Margerystar: Yes, me too. Now, WHERE IS THING?!

Sunfrost: Oh, yeah, she's over there. *points at the still sleeping Jewelheart*

Margerystar: *pounces on her deputy* THING, WAKE UP!

Jewelheart: WHAT?!?!?! What's happening? Have the zombies attacked?!?!?!

Margerystar: *shakes Jewelheart violently* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?!

Jewelheart: I didn't do it, the zombies did!

Margerystar: By the time I'm through with you, the ZOMBIES won't want to come near you!

Peanutternothing: Don't speak of such things! *covers kits' ears*

Custard: Hey, hey, calm down now, Margerystar. There's no reason to kill yer deputy, I'm sure it was an honest mistake.

Sunfrost: *snorts* Yeah, a honest mistake how she deliberately snuck out of camp.

Custard: Okay, fine, so maybe it wasn't a mistake. But you can't do anything to Jewelheart--if you did, then the Writer wouldn't have nobody to use for comic relief.

Sunfrost: What RELIEF?!

Margerystar: *grumbles* Fine. You got off this time, Thing, but pull a stunt like this again and I promise... *shakes fist-paw-thing at Jewelheart*

Jewelheart: *smiles stupidly* Okay!

Margerystar: *rolls eyes and jumps on Meeting Stump* All right everybody, listen up! I'm back, and that means that you can't keep lazing around like this. Wake up!

Cats of PickleClan that are Sleeping: *groan and roll over*

Margerystar: -_- I would bang my head on this stump if I weren't standing on it. Stren #1 better move it on that remedy. Sunfrost, who's still awake?

Sunfrost: Hmm, I believe Sourpuss, Bob, Ninnyclaw, Cookiedough, and Peanutternothing are. Overflow was, but I'm not sure where she went...

Margerystar: What?

Sunfrost: Um, never mind. Yeah, they're the only ones awake.

Margerystar: Okay, we need to analyze their condition and try to help them as much as we can. Take Bob to the medicine den; I'll start with him.

Custard: Uh, are you sure about that? 'Cause, well, ya know, Bob can get a little odd sometimes, if ya know what I mean.

Jewelheart: I don't know what you mean!

Custard: I mean he gets odd.

Jewelheart: ...Oh.

Margerystar: Oh, don't worry, Custard. He can't be worse than Thing over there. Come along, Bob.

*in le medicine den*

Margerystar: Okay now, Bob, are you comfortable?

Bob: Yeh.

Margerystar: Tell me how you're feeling.

Bob: Yeh.

Margerystar: Bob, I don't believe we're communicating very well. Do you feel good or bad?

Bob: *shrugs*

Margerystar: Why did you drink the banana juice?

Bob: 'Cause it was there.

Margerystar: *sigh* Right. It seems they're worse off than I thought.

Custard: I told ya he was odd!

Margerystar: Oh, be quiet. Great purple elephant, I hope Stren #1 is almost finished.

Writer: I do not take responsibility for the great purple elephant.

Whew, okay, another chapter done. You're probably thinking these chapters are getting kinda lame (or maybe just I am) but hopefully they'll get better.