Le Quest
Hellokitty: OH MY GOSH. This is seriously, like, ruining my fur! This road is so dusty!
Us: *sighs heavily*
It: For the last time, Hellokitty, whining won't help!!
Gold: We're almost down the Freet. We should be there by sunset.
Hellokitty: This dusty road is called a freet?! WOW! *pulls out phone and posts on Facebook "walking down dusty freet"*
Us: *rolls eyes*
It: Do the Strens really grow popcorn? Don't they just grow corn?
Gold: Believe it or not, no. Stren #3 came up with a special seed that grows the popcorn without having to do the popping process.
Hellokitty: Ohmygosh, really?! That would be, like, so awesome for parties!! Can I get some of those seeds?
Gold: Maybe, but we're not going for that! We're going to get help for the rest of the Clan!
Hellokitty: But that's, like, so boring!
Us: *glares*
Hellokitty: Okay, sorry. *huffs* Couldn't we at least, like, find some transportation??
It: Like what?
Hellokitty: I don't know, like, a taxicab?
Us: THERE ARE NO TAXICABS ON THE FREET!!!
Gold: Wait! The bushes are rustling in a very ominous way! Stand back!
Hellokitty: OH MY GOSH IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! *runs in circles screaming*
Us: *rolls eyes*
It: *steps forward bravely and sweeps back bushes*
Gold: *gasp* It's You!
You: Hi, guys. *grins stupidly*
Us: Oh boy...
Gold: Come with us. We're going to find a cure for that hangover of yours.
You: O-- *hiccup* --kay.
Hellokitty: *still running in circles screaming*
Us: HELLOKITTY!! STOP! IT'S NOT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! It's just You!
Hellokitty: *stops out of confusion* It's just me? Like, how can it be me? That, like, seriously makes no sense!
Gold: No, we don't mean you, we mean You!
Hellokitty: You are totally making, like, no sense AT ALL!
It: THIS YOU! *shoves You at Hellokitty*
Hellokitty: Oh, that You.
Us: Can we please get going.
Bushes: *rustle in a very ominous way*
Gold: The music is indicating that this is a very dramatic scene. Stare at the camera, everyone!
It: Shouldn't we hide?
Gold: NO! They never do that in movies. They just act stupid and stare at the camera until the scene changes!
Stren #1: *jumps out of bushes* Who are you?! What are you doing here?! Are you Insane People?! ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
Us: *grimaces* I remember Sunfrost mentioning this guy.
It: We are PickleClan and we come in peace. Take us to your leader.
Stren #1: Why should I?! How do I know I can trust you?! Are you spies?! ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
Hellokitty: Oh my gosh, you are, like, so rude! I had to walk down this stupid Freet just to find a rude person?! Ugh!
Stren #4: *steps out of bushes* What's going on?
Us: Thank StarClan. We're from PickleClan, and we need to talk to you. It's urgent.
Stren #1: How urgent?! Is it life-threatening?! Do I need to care?! ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
Gold: How do you live with this guy?
Stren #4: *rolls eyes* You build up a tolerance. Come on, I'll take you to the cave.
So they have found the Strens! Another short chapter, I know it's kind of lame, but... I have no excuse. *cries* Whatever, read on if I have somehow held your interest!
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