Jewelheart: Drink up, everyone! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *guzzle banana juice and start partying*

Sunfrost: *has woken up and watches from medical den, shaking head* I tried, Margerystar, I tried, but certain writers just can't leave well enough alone.

Writer: HEY.

Sunfrost: *smiles innocently*

Writer: -.-

Firelight, Happycat, and kits: *start singing Good Time*

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *start doing really crazy and random things*

Egg: SCIENCE PROVES NOTHING! *attacks tree*

Overflow: NO YOU JUST HAVE NO FAITH IN CHEESE! *attacks Egg with egg beater*

Ninnyclaw: *starts laughing hysterically* YA HA HA! BEAT THE EGG WITH THE EGG BEATER! HA!

Pear: *starts doing the polka* Dołącz do mnie!

Sourpuss: STOP! *slaps with french fry* Do the POGO! *does the Pogo*

Sunfrost: All right, you ALL need the Therapy Radish.

Cat in Shadows: *whispers* Don't go to the Therapy Radish! He's really an evil psycho!

Sunfrost: Hey, wait a minute, aren't you Veronicastar? Weren't you supposed to be taken away in a black van and never seen again?

Veronicastar: ...DON'T TELL DARKSHADOW! *dives into bushes*

Sunfrost: *blinks slowly* I'm going to pass that off as hallucination.

Cookiedough: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la, la la la la!

Butter: Stop it! It's not Christmastime!

Cookiedough: Do you think I care? No, I don't, so SHUT UP!

Butter: I will NOT shut up! You're an idiot!

Cookiedough: *starts singing the troll song which is too hard to write down*

Butter: STOOOOOOOP! *covers ears and blasts into the air*

Elders: *eyeing the remainders of banana juice*

Sunfrost: HOLD IT. Don't do it. Please. For your own safety.

It: I heard it had great health benefits.

Sunfrost: Well, yes, but it has one serious side-effect: complete loss of your mental faculties for twenty-four hours after consumption. You must take it in very small doses, if you want to get any help from it.

You: Okayyyy... *drinks shot of banana juice*

Sunfrost: WAIT THAT'S TOO MUCH!

You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *kangaroos into the sunset*

Us: ...Is he coming back?

Sunfrost: Maybe... *gives Jewelheart sidelong glare*

Jewelheart: *is on Pogo stick with Sourpuss and doesn't notice*

Cream: GIVE ME YOUR POGO STICK!!! *rams into Pogo stick*

Jewelheart: /)Ò.Ó(\ YOU BROKE MY STREAK!! I WAS GOING TO BREAK THE KITTY WORLD RECORD FOR POGO STICKS! *plows into Cream*

Cookiedough: Drink it all! *throws banana juice in the air*

Radishfizz: You all come short of the radish justo.

Firelight: Height, and then appeared no more you not think that a black van?

Happycat: O.o

Hawkkit: Do not tear darkness!

Songkit: Tear darkness?

Hawkkit: I was just in the imagination.

Snowkit: Mass courts of fruit!!

Peanutternothing: *pulls out spreadsheet* On the other hand, which, however, the forty hours after the consumption of a great part of it has the measure of your mind at a complete loss. Take your doses in a very little thou mayest be a certain thing of him.

Mosspaw: What does that mean?

Peanutternothing: I want a pogo stick.

Mosspaw: THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS???? MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!

Shadepaw: *hands Peanutternothing a pogo stick* Hold it with both hands.

Peanutternothing: YES! NOW I CAN BREAK THE KITTEN BROTHERHOOD OF THE WORLD! *bounces wildly*

Gold: *tilts head* I thought I'd seen everything after the Greasly Chips and Fizzy Cola. I was wrong.

WOW! I finally got this out! It took me FOREVER to finish, which is weird. I mean, why would randomness be so hard? Well, I got inspiration, as you see, so hope you enjoyed!